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    Happy Birthday cogitans!!!

    Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates,
    the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.
    (gasp) And the whole clan gathers round' gifts and laughter too will bound,
    we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song.
    Happy Birthday, now your one year older.
    Happy Birthday, your life still isn't over.
    Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.
    But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough.

    So lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don't remind yourself
    your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.
    Does it feel like your doing laps, and eating food and taking naps,
    and hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer.

    Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?
    Happy Birthday, your starting to get fatter.

    Happy Birthday, it's downhill from now on.
    Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.
    If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live
    for all eternity inside a block of ice.
    But instead your time is set this is the only life you get,
    and though it hasen't ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!

    Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money.
    Happy Birthday, your lifes so sad it's funny.
    Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?
    But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.

    Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Dear.....
    (muttering)
    Ralph, Bill, Graphton, Stanley, Frank, Skippy the Butch Kangroo, Bob,
    Starts with a G.. G.. Blah! Blah! Blah!


    Happy Birthday to Yee!!

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    Re: Happy Birthday cogitans!!!

    Happy b-day cogitans!
    Hope you're having a good one.
    You've been too silent on the boards lately.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Happy Birthday cogitans!!!

    Happy Birthday my friend.
    One of my lowlights of the past year was missing you when you came to visit.

    Hope your having a great day.
    ;D
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: Happy Birthday cogitans!!!

    Happy b day and many more my european mate
    El underdog.

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    Re: Happy Birthday cogitans!!!

    Happy Birthday Cogs - hope it's a good one !
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    Re: Happy Birthday cogitans!!!

    Happy Birthday cogitans, enjoy it!

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    Come from the land of the ice and snow...

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    Re: Happy Birthday cogitans!!!

    Thanks a bunch purple friends.

    I promise to get back to the boards soon. I've been a little busy lately, but it's nice to know that I'm not forgotten

    Thanks to PPE for the sig.

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    Re: Happy Birthday cogitans!!!

    "cogitans" wrote:
    Thanks a bunch purple friends.

    I promise to get back to the boards soon. I've been a little busy lately, but it's nice to know that I'm not forgotten
    Never forgotten. Happy birthday.
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    Re: Happy Birthday cogitans!!!

    Happy Birthday cogitans

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    Re: Happy Birthday cogitans!!!

    Happy Birthday man!!!
    drink up!!

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