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    Happy Birthday cogitans!!!

    Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates,
    the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.
    (gasp) And the whole clan gathers round' gifts and laughter too will bound,
    we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song.
    Happy Birthday, now your one year older.
    Happy Birthday, your life still isn't over.
    Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.
    But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough.

    So lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don't remind yourself
    your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.
    Does it feel like your doing laps, and eating food and taking naps,
    and hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer.

    Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?
    Happy Birthday, your starting to get fatter.

    Happy Birthday, it's downhill from now on.
    Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.
    If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live
    for all eternity inside a block of ice.
    But instead your time is set this is the only life you get,
    and though it hasen't ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!

    Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money.
    Happy Birthday, your lifes so sad it's funny.
    Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?
    But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.

    Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Dear.....
    (muttering)
    Ralph, Bill, Graphton, Stanley, Frank, Skippy the Butch Kangroo, Bob,
    Starts with a G.. G.. Blah! Blah! Blah!


    Happy Birthday to Yee!!

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    Re:Happy Birthday cogitans!!!

    Happy Birthday, many more.



    Cogito, ergo sum.
    Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood. - H.L. Mencken

    Come from the land of the ice and snow...

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    Re:Happy Birthday cogitans!!!

    Happy Birthday cogitans! Your still a day behind (and probably severral years) me. Hope yours is as good or better than mine was. :laugh:

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    Re:Happy Birthday cogitans!!!

    We're bringing purple back.

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    Re:Happy Birthday cogitans!!!

    Tillykke med fodselsdagen!
    El underdog.

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    Re:Happy Birthday cogitans!!!

    Happy belated B-day Cogs.
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re:Happy Birthday cogitans!!!

    don't know how I missed this - Happy Belated birthday Cogs, hope it was a good one for you :laugh:
    Time spent annoying a Packer fan is never time wasted...


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    Re:Happy Birthday cogitans!!!

    happy bday man!!

    mine was 3/3 but we'll keep that a secret.. shhh

    "We tried to stick with it, but there was a point where we were beating our head against a wall," Seattle Coach Mora talking about running at the Williams Wall

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    Re:Happy Birthday cogitans!!!

    digital420 wrote:
    happy bday man!!

    mine was 3/3 but we'll keep that a secret.. shhh
    Looks like someone is slipping on his PPO duties....

    Happy Bday to you as well.
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re:Happy Birthday cogitans!!!

    Happy Birthday Cogs, I'll crack a cold one for you.

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