Happy Birthday Christie!!!

**BadlandsVikings** · 03-28-2008, 08:08 PM

Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates,
the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.
(gasp) And the whole clan gathers round' gifts and laughter too will bound,
we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song.
Happy Birthday, now your one year older.
Happy Birthday, your life still isn't over.
Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.
But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough.

So lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don't remind yourself
your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.
Does it feel like your doing laps, and eating food and taking naps,
and hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer.

Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?
Happy Birthday, your starting to get fatter.

Happy Birthday, it's downhill from now on.
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.
If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live
for all eternity inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set this is the only life you get,
and though it hasen't ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!

Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money.
Happy Birthday, your lifes so sad it's funny.
Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.

Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Dear.....
(muttering)
Ralph, Bill, Graphton, Stanley, Frank, Skippy the Butch Kangroo, Bob,
Starts with a G.. G.. Blah! Blah! Blah!

Happy Birthday to Yee!!

**VikingMike** · 03-28-2008, 08:14 PM

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**cajunvike** · 03-28-2008, 08:28 PM

Happy Birthday Darlin'

Hello Darlin', happy birthday
I've decided not to give you a present this year
In fact, I think it's about time
I took some things away

I'd like to take away the suspicion
That I know clouds your world at times
By giving you some faith to hold on to
Honey whenever your hand's not in mine

Happy birthday, darlin'
I've got no presents, no fancy cake
But I hope you'll be happy
With everything I take

I'd like to take away some of your lonely moments
By spending some of mine with you
And I'd like to take away some of those so-so kisses
And replace them with ones that really say I love you

I wanna take away the doubt
You have sometimes about my love
By showing it more, much more
Than I've shown it lately
Then if someone should ask you
What I got your for your birthday
Well you can say he didn't give me anything
But he sure took a lot of things away