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    Happy Birthday BBQ Platypus!!!

    Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates,
    the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.
    (gasp) And the whole clan gathers round' gifts and laughter too will bound,
    we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song.
    Happy Birthday, now your one year older.
    Happy Birthday, your life still isn't over.
    Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.
    But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough.

    So lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don't remind yourself
    your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.
    Does it feel like your doing laps, and eating food and taking naps,
    and hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer.

    Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?
    Happy Birthday, your starting to get fatter.

    Happy Birthday, it's downhill from now on.
    Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.
    If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live
    for all eternity inside a block of ice.
    But instead your time is set this is the only life you get,
    and though it hasen't ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!

    Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money.
    Happy Birthday, your lifes so sad it's funny.
    Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?
    But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.

    Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Dear.....
    (muttering)
    Ralph, Bill, Graphton, Stanley, Frank, Skippy the Butch Kangroo, Bob,
    Starts with a G.. G.. Blah! Blah! Blah!


    Happy Birthday to Yee!!

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    Re: Happy Birthday BBQ Platypus!!!

    Today's my TOOTY-FURST BERFDAY!
    HOORAYS!

    I was going to make a big, long-winded post about my life up to this point, and how I think the way we view the passing of time is affected by the amount our lives change (i.e. the more that's changed in ten years, the longer ten years ago feels), but I decided I'm too lazy to do it.
    Besides, it would have bored you all to tears.

    Seriously, though, I am expecting big things this year.
    I'll likely decide on a major and finally move away from home to somewhere on or near campus.
    I'm gonna take charge, grab life by the balls and kick it in the ass!
    Who knows?
    Maybe this will be the year I finally get laid (ha)!
    I don't know exactly what the future has in store for me, but I've got a feeling 21 is gonna be a good year.
    The Platman's movin' forward, baby!
    Huzzah!


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: Happy Birthday BBQ Platypus!!!

    Happy 21st Birthday BBQ! The big one has finally arrived!

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Happy Birthday BBQ Platypus!!!

    Congrats on the big 21 BBQ.
    Good luck with your upcoming endevours my friend.
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: Happy Birthday BBQ Platypus!!!

    Happy 21st, BBQ!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

    Hope you enjoy it - life goes by pretty fast!
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    Re: Happy Birthday BBQ Platypus!!!

    Happy b-day bbq!
    Since you have joined the site you have transitioned from a young punk lunatic to fully blossomed insanity, congratulations!
    You will do well.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Happy Birthday BBQ Platypus!!!

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Happy Birthday to Yee!!
    +1

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: Happy Birthday BBQ Platypus!!!

    Have a great Day! And the great 21. Wow hope you remeber at least 1/2 of it!

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    Re: Happy Birthday BBQ Platypus!!!

    "Garland" wrote:
    Have a great Day! And the great 21. Wow hope you remember at least 1/2 of it!
    Shouldn't be too hard.
    I don't plan on drinking.
    I have a TERRIBLE family history when it comes to alcohol - and I'm talking about both sides of the family going back several generations.
    (Fortunately, both my parents have been sober for about 25 years).
    I also have a tendency to form habits very easily.
    So I've decided not to risk it at all.

    I have absolutely nothing against it from a moral perspective, though.


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    Re: Happy Birthday BBQ Platypus!!!

    "BBQ" wrote:
    "Garland" wrote:
    Have a great Day! And the great 21. Wow hope you remember at least 1/2 of it!
    Shouldn't be too hard.
    I don't plan on drinking.
    I have a TERRIBLE family history when it comes to alcohol - and I'm talking about both sides of the family going back several generations.
    (Fortunately, both my parents have been sober for about 25 years).
    I also have a tendency to form habits very easily.
    So I've decided not to risk it at all.

    I have absolutely nothing against it from a moral perspective, though.
    I always held you in high regard but you just vaulted yourself even higher. Based on what you just said, that has to be one of the wisest decisions I've heard a young man say in alot of years......

    Sure wish I had all the money I've flushed down the toilet my friend.
    ;D
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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