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    Guy At Bar Complaining About His Job Turns Out To Be Eli Manning

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    September 20, 2007

    NEW YORK—The staff and patrons of Manhattan watering hole P.J. Clarke's were only mildly surprised Monday night to learn that the gangly young man at the end of the bar grumbling about his occupation in a southern drawl was in fact Giants quarterback Eli Manning. "Go into the family business, they told me, it's what we've prepared you for—for—for your whole life," the visibly unhappy Manning told bartender Mel Gilchrist, who "really felt for the poor sap" even before recognizing Manning. "But. But! They didn't tell me that people would hate me if I wasn't perfect… I'm not perfect, y'know! I'm not, not—Peyton—and sure enough, they hate me. Not, though, not as much as I hate going to work every day." Upon realizing exactly who Manning was, a sympathetic Gilchrist reportedly bought his next three rounds.
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    Re: Guy At Bar Complaining About His Job Turns Out To Be Eli Manning

    Eli would feel better if he ate more onions.

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    Re: Guy At Bar Complaining About His Job Turns Out To Be Eli Manning

    Sounds like he needs a cruise on the Love Boat.
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    Re: Guy At Bar Complaining About His Job Turns Out To Be Eli Manning

    well when you feel like everyone's ragging on you or comparing you to an older more succesful sibling the last thing I would want to do is go cry into my beer or whiskey or whatever I am consuming....Sounds like Eli wants out of football or to stop playing for Coughlin I would take option B on that one
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    Re: Guy At Bar Complaining About His Job Turns Out To Be Eli Manning

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Eli would feel better if he ate more onions.
    I love onions but hate Eli for not beating the Packers.

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    Re: Guy At Bar Complaining About His Job Turns Out To Be Eli Manning

    Gotta feel bad for the guy... but at the same time I am wondering what is his pay check this year?

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    Re: Guy At Bar Complaining About His Job Turns Out To Be Eli Manning

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    Gotta feel bad for the guy... but at the same time I am wondering what is his pay check this year?
    more than all of us combined


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