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    Great Jokes

    I'm not trying to start anything by posting these, webby I hope you don't have a problem with this, I think they are great! Please don't take offense anyone!!

    Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

    1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

    2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

    3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

    4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

    5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

    6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

    7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

    8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."

    9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

    10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

    11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

    12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

    13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."

    14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife

    Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word: Today's word is: "OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence.

    "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Great Jokes

    15. Whistle

    My beeyatch own so many phones that when i call she don know whistle to answer.

    16. Pimple

    Stay away from him, that pimple slap you if you gets out of line.

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