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    Great Chinese fortune I got the other day...

    This is a fortune I got the other day from a fortune cookie - it was so I good I had to share it with you guys, and now it's my motto (and sig!):

    “Stop searching – happiness is inside of you.�
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    Re: Great Chinese fortune I got the other day...

    "shockzilla" wrote:
    This is a fortune I got the other day from a fortune cookie - it was so I good I had to share it with you guys, and now it's my motto (and sig!):

    “Stop searching – happiness is inside of you.�
    Hate to burst your bubble Shock, but happiness has always been inside each & everyone of us.

    You just have to find it! :wink:

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Great Chinese fortune I got the other day...

    Thanks a lot, Singer... Here I thought I found something profound, and you shoot me down... :roll:

    Just kidding!!! :lol:
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    Re: Great Chinese fortune I got the other day...

    "shockzilla" wrote:
    Thanks a lot, Singer... Here I thought I found something profound, and you shoot me down... :roll:

    Just kidding!!! :lol:
    If you have found happiness, & judging by your wife I think you have, You did find something profound! :wink:

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Great Chinese fortune I got the other day...

    wat is that chinese animal thing? the 1 that has the dragon and the stuff like that. it has a animal for each month

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    Re: Great Chinese fortune I got the other day...

    I thought it would be something like:

    "This is the year the vikings will win the superbowl"

    Lucky numbers- 20, 0, 7.

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    Re: Great Chinese fortune I got the other day...

    i always heard you were supposed to add the words "in bed" after your fortune...

    example:

    great wisdom will befall you... in bed
    i m better than you, so just give up...

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    Re: Great Chinese fortune I got the other day...

    i gto one yesterday that said, "you are great at everything"

    that is more of a statement than a fotune, but it is true at least...

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    Re: Great Chinese fortune I got the other day...

    "SamDawg84" wrote:
    wat is that chinese animal thing? the 1 that has the dragon and the stuff like that. it has a animal for each month
    Never fear! BBQ Platypus (aka Mr. Know-it-All) to the rescue!

    It's called the Chinese Zodiac. There is actually a different symbol for each year in a 12-year cycle. For example, I was born in 1988. Thus, my Chinese Zodiac sign is the Dragon. Yeah, that's right. I'm a dragon. Like Trogdor. So don't piss me off or you'll wake up to find that I've burninated your thatched-roof cottage. You're confusing it with the European Zodiac, which has a different sign for each month (usually from the 20th to the 20th).

    I would also like to add the words "in bed" onto the end of GBS's fortune! :lol:


    I've had those fortune cookies before. I dunno. They're kind of confusing. This one time I got one that said: "A tense social situation will bring about a change of pants." I never could figure that one out. :scratch:


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