Great Chinese fortune I got the other day...

This is a fortune I got the other day from a fortune cookie - it was so I good I had to share it with you guys, and now it's my motto (and sig!):

“Stop searching – happiness is inside of you.�

"shockzilla" wrote:

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This is a fortune I got the other day from a fortune cookie - it was so I good I had to share it with you guys, and now it's my motto (and sig!):

“Stop searching – happiness is inside of you.�

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Hate to burst your bubble Shock, but happiness has always been inside each & everyone of us.

You just have to find it! :wink:

Thanks a lot, Singer... Here I thought I found something profound, and you shoot me down... :roll:

Just kidding!!! :lol:

"shockzilla" wrote:

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Thanks a lot, Singer... Here I thought I found something profound, and you shoot me down... :roll:

Just kidding!!! :lol:

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If you have found happiness, & judging by your wife I think you have, You did find something profound! :wink:

wat is that chinese animal thing? the 1 that has the dragon and the stuff like that. it has a animal for each month

I thought it would be something like:

"This is the year the vikings will win the superbowl"

Lucky numbers- 20, 0, 7.

i always heard you were supposed to add the words "in bed" after your fortune...

example:

great wisdom will befall you... in bed

i gto one yesterday that said, "you are great at everything"

that is more of a statement than a fotune, but it is true at least...

"SamDawg84" wrote:

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wat is that chinese animal thing? the 1 that has the dragon and the stuff like that. it has a animal for each month

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Never fear! BBQ Platypus (aka Mr. Know-it-All) to the rescue!

It's called the Chinese Zodiac. There is actually a different symbol for each year in a 12-year cycle. For example, I was born in 1988. Thus, my Chinese Zodiac sign is the Dragon. Yeah, that's right. I'm a dragon. Like Trogdor. So don't piss me off or you'll wake up to find that I've burninated your thatched-roof cottage. You're confusing it with the European Zodiac, which has a different sign for each month (usually from the 20th to the 20th).

I would also like to add the words "in bed" onto the end of GBS's fortune! :lol:


I've had those fortune cookies before. I dunno. They're kind of confusing. This one time I got one that said: "A tense social situation will bring about a change of pants." I never could figure that one out. :scratch: