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    Got some bad news that is very bizarre!

    I got some bad news about a cousin of mine this evening, she is my Mother's Sister's Daughter. I come from a big family, and she is about 15 years older than me. We were never really close, but she is a very nice person.

    Anyways, she was at work this morning here in Minnesota and being the really first nice day her and a bunch of her co-workers went outside for lunch to enjoy the weather.

    I guess she works with some rather large women, she is small in height and weighs maybe 90 - 100lbs at the most. She was sitting at a picnic table with these large woman, the picnic table broke and she was thrown into the air and came down and hit the picnic table with the upper part of her body and her head. She was bleeding from her mouth and unconscious, she was rushed to the St. Cloud hospital and into emergency surgery! They had to remove her spleen, and she is showing no brain activity! It looks like she will not survive this accident, and I will probably be going to a funeral in the next week.

    I could not believe it when my sister called to tell me what had happened, it was just so bizarre!


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    Re: Got some bad news that is very bizarre!

    dude, wow, sorry man



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    Re: Got some bad news that is very bizarre!

    Thankyou, it just seems so surreal at this time
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.

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    Re: Got some bad news that is very bizarre!

    Do we need any more proof that Americans are the fattest people in the world? Maybe from now on those bohemiths will stop at 4 Double Cheesburgers.

    On a serious note, I am really sorry to hear that.


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    Re: Got some bad news that is very bizarre!

    Sorry to hear that


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    Re: Got some bad news that is very bizarre!

    I was ready to laugh until I saw the last couple sentances...I'm sorry that had to happen, not only is it a tragic loss, but it would've made quite the joke/story to tell!
    ;-)

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    Re: Got some bad news that is very bizarre!

    Wow, sorry for your loss.

    It takes alot of force to drive a woman into the air, even if she weighed only 90-100 lbs. How is that even humanly possible? The "large" woman must've jumped onto the table, and there had to have been 2-3 of them working as a cohesive force to get enough power to toss your cousin into the air like that. Weird.

    Anyway, my prayer goes out to you and yours.

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    Re: Got some bad news that is very bizarre!

    seriously..how goddamn fat do you have to be to cause that to happen? that woman should be charged with manslaughter for allowing herself to be so far overweight that she actually killed somebody..im sorry to hear about that though dude
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    Re: Got some bad news that is very bizarre!

    My condolences go out to you, im ver sorry to hear that.

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    Re: Got some bad news that is very bizarre!

    What freak accident.

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