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    Goat Turns Into Corpse

    LAGOS, Nigeria - A Nigerian murder suspect accused of killing his brother with an axe told police investigators he actually attacked a goat, which was only later magically transformed into his sibling's corpse, officials said Thursday.

    The man, whose name wasn't released, offered police his explanation after his arrest on Tuesday in the death of his brother the previous day at Isseluku village in southern Nigeria.

    "He said that the goats were on his farm and he tried to chase them away. When one wouldn't move, he attacked it with an axe. He said it then turned into his brother," Police Commissioner Udom Ekpoudom told the Associated Press.

    Murder suspects in Nigeria, where many people believe in black magic, sometimes claim spirits tricked them into killing. In 2001, eight people were burned to death after one person in their group was accused of making a bystander's penis magically disappear

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    Re: Goat Turns Into Corpse

    That must have been some potent ganja he was smoking!

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    Re: Goat Turns Into Corpse

    The things they do in other contries.....when we get mad here we put on pads and play some football!

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    Re: Goat Turns Into Corpse

    All I can say to that is, wow....

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    Re: Goat Turns Into Corpse

    I know when I lived in Wisconsin I heard of Packers fans having sex with their girlfriends all night after a game only to wake up to a goat in the morning but this one really takes the cake. ;D

    But then again they aren't as used to trying to chase the goats away as they are trying to herd them into the house so I guess that could explain it.
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    Re: Goat Turns Into Corpse

    Hey, I've seen that happen before.
    It happens all the time at slaughterhouses.
    They just point the shotgun at the goat, pull the trigger, and BAM.
    The goat is magically transformed into a corpse.
    Of course, it isn't a HUMAN corpse, but the thread title does not specify that, and according to official forum rules, the thread title overrides anything contained within the thread itself.
    I never read the actual threads anyway.
    I just post random phrases, cross my fingers, and hope to God that what I said was on-topic.
    (I have amazingly good luck).


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    Re: Goat Turns Into Corpse

    just wait this will be the new tread in the states for people to get off on their murder charges.

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    I killed a sand flea once, and my Drill Instructor told me it was his best friend... :




    I had to dig a 6 foot by 6 foot by 6 foot pit, so we could have a funeral for it.... >
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    Re: Goat Turns Into Corpse

    "VikingNed" wrote:



    I killed a sand flea once, and my Drill Instructor told me it was his best friend... :





    I had to dig a 6 foot by 6 foot by 6 foot pit, so we could have a funeral for it.... >
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    all righty then

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