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    Gentlemen, Football Has Been Saved In Minnesota

    Normally, I'd introduce this with "ladies and gentlemen," but. . .well. . .I don't think the ladies in the audience would be too concerned about this one.

    So, you might be asking, how has football been saved in Minnesota?

    Did the owners and players come to a super-secret agreement when nobody was looking or paying attention? Nah, it's nothing like that.

    Has a stadium bill gotten pushed through the Minnesota legislature? No, it's not that either.

    What is it?

    Well, good readers of The Daily Norseman. . .I am here to announce that the LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE will be making its way to the Twin Cities.

    (Insert jokes about "eight in the box" right here.)

    The league has released the following:
    Gentlemen, Football Has Been Saved In Minnesota
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: Gentlemen, Football Has Been Saved In Minnesota

    As you can see
    The new Green Bay LFL team has already begun practice
    LOL

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    Re: Gentlemen, Football Has Been Saved In Minnesota

    Our line looks strong. :P

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    Re: Gentlemen, Football Has Been Saved In Minnesota

    14 views already. Probably not what most thought the would find. My apologies, but I just couldn't resist.
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: Gentlemen, Football Has Been Saved In Minnesota

    I :laugh: at some of the comments:
    "The running back takes a ball in the chest and runs to left, but she gets stuffed in the backfield."

    I noticed that can vote on the team name by sending an e-mail to [email protected] Whichever name is submitted the most frequently will become the team name.

    So... any suggestions?

    Someone in the comment section suggested "Valkyrie" which is some kind of female warrior Gods in Vikings mythology who decided the outcome of wars. I like it! Not only does it sound similar to their male team counterparts: the Vikings, but it's also original and fitting.

    Someone also suggested the "Minnesota Twin Peaks". :lol:

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    Re: Gentlemen, Football Has Been Saved In Minnesota

    I came up with another team name! How about the "Minnesota Lynxes"?
    It's an animal that is common in Minnesota and it has "female" characteristics as it's a cat animal. Plus, it sounds kinda sexy (like "vixens").

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    Re: Gentlemen, Football Has Been Saved In Minnesota

    Quote Originally Posted by "HEY" #1092459
    I came up with another team name! How about the "Minnesota Lynxes"?
    It's an animal that is common in Minnesota and it has "female" characteristics as it's a cat animal. Plus, it sounds kinda sexy (like "vixens").
    Isn't that the name of the WNBA team?

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    Re: Gentlemen, Football Has Been Saved In Minnesota

    The Minnesota Milf.

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    Re: Gentlemen, Football Has Been Saved In Minnesota

    Quote Originally Posted by "midgensa" #1092460
    Quote Originally Posted by "HEY" #1092459
    I came up with another team name! How about the "Minnesota Lynxes"?
    It's an animal that is common in Minnesota and it has "female" characteristics as it's a cat animal. Plus, it sounds kinda sexy (like "vixens").
    Isn't that the name of the WNBA team?
    Damnit! Supid WNBA. I totally forgot. :silly:

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    Re: Gentlemen, Football Has Been Saved In Minnesota

    We promise up close and thorough coverage of this new team!

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