Thread: Gentlemen, Football Has Been Saved In Minnesota

Normally, I'd introduce this with "ladies and gentlemen," but. . .well. . .I don't think the ladies in the audience would be too concerned about this one.

So, you might be asking, how has football been saved in Minnesota?

Did the owners and players come to a super-secret agreement when nobody was looking or paying attention? Nah, it's nothing like that.

Has a stadium bill gotten pushed through the Minnesota legislature? No, it's not that either.

What is it?

Well, good readers of The Daily Norseman. . .I am here to announce that the LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE will be making its way to the Twin Cities.

(Insert jokes about "eight in the box" right here.)

The league has released the following:

Gentlemen, Football Has Been Saved In Minnesota

As you can see
The new Green Bay LFL team has already begun practice

LOL

Our line looks strong. :P

14 views already. Probably not what most thought the would find. My apologies, but I just couldn't resist.

I :laugh: at some of the comments:
"The running back takes a ball in the chest and runs to left, but she gets stuffed in the backfield."

I noticed that can vote on the team name by sending an e-mail to [email protected] Whichever name is submitted the most frequently will become the team name.

So... any suggestions?

Someone in the comment section suggested "Valkyrie" which is some kind of female warrior Gods in Vikings mythology who decided the outcome of wars. I like it! Not only does it sound similar to their male team counterparts: the Vikings, but it's also original and fitting.

Someone also suggested the "Minnesota Twin Peaks". :lol:

I came up with another team name! How about the "Minnesota Lynxes"?
It's an animal that is common in Minnesota and it has "female" characteristics as it's a cat animal. Plus, it sounds kinda sexy (like "vixens").

Originally Posted by "HEY" #1092459

I came up with another team name! How about the "Minnesota Lynxes"?
It's an animal that is common in Minnesota and it has "female" characteristics as it's a cat animal. Plus, it sounds kinda sexy (like "vixens").

Isn't that the name of the WNBA team?

The Minnesota Milf.

Originally Posted by "midgensa" #1092460

Originally Posted by "HEY" #1092459

I came up with another team name! How about the "Minnesota Lynxes"?
It's an animal that is common in Minnesota and it has "female" characteristics as it's a cat animal. Plus, it sounds kinda sexy (like "vixens").

Isn't that the name of the WNBA team?

Damnit! Supid WNBA. I totally forgot. :silly:

We promise up close and thorough coverage of this new team!