Garnett: 'I Want To Stay In Minnesota Because I Like Losing'

**Zeus** · 03-01-2007, 07:07 AM

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Kevin Garnett: 'I Want To Stay In Minnesota Because I Like Losing'
March 1, 2007 | | Onion Sports

Kevin Garnett: 'I Want To Stay In Minnesota Because I Like Losing'

MINNEAPOLISâ€”Star forward Kevin Garnett reiterated his desire to remain with the third-place 26-30 Timberwolvesâ€”the team with which he has lost for 11 seasonsâ€”claiming that he simply enjoys being defeated by far superior teams on a regular basis. "To me, there is no feeling quite like losing. I've always said that losing is the most important thing, and I feel like I can lose in Minnesota this year as well as for years to come," Garnett said. "Sure, I might have a better chance of losing in Memphis or Milwaukee, but it would just be more special to lose in front of the fans in Minnesota." Garnett added that a playoff appearance this year would not change his mind, as he has been waiting since 2004 to get another chance to lose on basketball's biggest stage

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**OchoCinco** · 03-01-2007, 07:14 AM

Ship his ass out then...we can lose without him...

**Prophet** · 03-01-2007, 07:15 AM

Yeah, wtf is up with that?

[size=1pt]I bet there will be a few morons that won't look at the source even though it's mentioned a couple times.[/size]

**VKG4LFE** · 03-01-2007, 07:16 AM

I'm tired of onion sports!

**Zeus** · 03-01-2007, 07:18 AM

"Prophet" wrote:

Yeah, wtf is up with that?

[size=10pt]I bet there will be a few morons that won't look at the source even though it's mentioned a couple times.[/size]

It's mentioned in the LINK before the article starts.
I don't even hide it like you do.

And yet, I'm sure I will soon be called a "lameass" who only appreciates "3rd-grade humor" or somesuch.
Truly, I appreciate all types of humor, including the nuanced satire of this Onion article.

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**OchoCinco** · 03-01-2007, 07:21 AM

"Zeus" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

Yeah, wtf is up with that?

[size=10pt]I bet there will be a few morons that won't look at the source even though it's mentioned a couple times.[/size]

It's mentioned in the LINK before the article starts.
I don't even hide it like you do.

And yet, I'm sure I will soon be called a "lameass" who only appreciates "3rd-grade humor" or somesuch.
Truly, I appreciate all types of humor, including the nuanced satire of this Onion article.

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The onion is an aquired taste....it can make you cry though........

**Prophet** · 03-01-2007, 07:21 AM

"Zeus" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

Yeah, wtf is up with that?

[size=10pt]I bet there will be a few morons that won't look at the source even though it's mentioned a couple times.[/size]

It's mentioned in the LINK before the article starts.
I don't even hide it like you do.

And yet, I'm sure I will soon be called a "lameass" who only appreciates "3rd-grade humor" or somesuch.
Truly, I appreciate all types of humor, including the nuanced satire of this Onion article.

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Being called a lameass by a moron somehow doesn't carry much weight.
I always link to the article, 100% of the time ans show where it is from.
Always.
If someone is incapable of reading or comprehending the complex format of an NFL forum their only hope is to go into counseling with OchoCinco.

**OchoCinco** · 03-01-2007, 07:23 AM

M-F...10-1, Sat 1-2 SUN...only in the off season..

**marcosMN** · 03-01-2007, 07:26 AM

"Prophet" wrote:

"Zeus" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

Yeah, wtf is up with that?

[size=10pt]I bet there will be a few morons that won't look at the source even though it's mentioned a couple times.[/size]

It's mentioned in the LINK before the article starts.
I don't even hide it like you do.

And yet, I'm sure I will soon be called a "lameass" who only appreciates "3rd-grade humor" or somesuch.
Truly, I appreciate all types of humor, including the nuanced satire of this Onion article.

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Being called a lameass by a silly guy somehow doesn't carry much weight.
If someone is incapable of reading or comprehending the complex format of an NFL forum their only hope is to go into counseling with OchoCinco.

Gosh Prophet.

Don't you know my quest on the ol' i-net is to view only 100% true material...

I mean, in a medium where everyone has equal voice, its not unreasonable to assume that no one will ever joke around...

If they do I may have to cry about it.

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:P

**Prophet** · 03-01-2007, 07:38 AM

"SnoBumMN" wrote:

...Gosh Prophet.

Don't you know my quest on the ol' i-net is to view only 100% true material...

I mean, in a medium where everyone has equal voice, its not unreasonable to assume that no one will ever joke around...

If they do I may have to cry about it.

:

:P

Of course, there should never be anything that is not serious on the Internet, especially a site that is dedicated to a game.
I cannot believe the assholes that post information that is not directly related to a serious aspect of that game.
Mind boggling.