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    funny Minnesota fixed

    Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota
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    If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through l8
    inches of ice and sitting there all hoping that the food will swim by,
    you might live in Minnesota.
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    If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each Year, because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation,
    you might live in Minnesota.
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    If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too Spendy",
    you might live in Minnesota.
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    If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
    you might live in Minnesota.
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    If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
    You might live in Minnesota.
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    If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead,
    you might live in Minnesota.
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    Re: funny Minnesota fixed

    If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
    you might live in Minnesota.
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    If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
    you might live in Minnesota.
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    If you know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Edina, Shakopee,Winton andEly,
    you might live in Minnesota.


    > > If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy,
    you might live in Minnesota.


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    > > "Vacation" means going somewhere for the weekend and You measure distance in hours,
    you might live in Minnesota.
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    > > You know several people who have hit deer more than once,
    you might live in Minnesota.
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    > > You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again,
    you might live in Minnesota
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    > > You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard,
    > > without flinching,
    you might live in Minnesota.

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    Re: funny Minnesota fixed

    > You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
    you might live in Minnesota
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    > > You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
    > > unlocked,
    you might live in Minnesota
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    > > You think one of the major food groups is beer, fish, and venison,
    you might live in Minnesota
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    > > You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to
    use them,
    you might live in Minnesota.
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    > > There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Zups Grocery Store at
    > > any given time,
    you might live in Minnesota
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    > > You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
    you might live in Minnesota.
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    > > Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
    > > snow,
    you might live in Minnesota
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    > > You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
    > > construction,
    you might live in Minnesota.
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    Re: funny Minnesota fixed

    You can identify a southern or eastern accent,
    you might live in Minnesota.
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    > > You consider Minneapolis exotic...
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    > > Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your
    blue
    > > spruce...
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    > > Down South to you means Iowa...
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    > > A brat is something you eat...
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    > > You go out to fish fry every Friday...
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    > > You find 0 degrees a little chilly...
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    > > You actually understand these jokes, and you tell them to all your
    > > Minnesota friends...
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    > >If you don't get it,
    you might NOT live in Minnesota

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    Re: funny Minnesota fixed

    I like the Ketchup one,

    I remember people looking at me like I was some alien, when I put ketchup on my hash browns..........LOL


    I LOVE THE SMELL OF VICTORY IN THE MORNING AIR.

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    Re: funny Minnesota fixed

    I know.....I am handicrapped at computers

    I have only had one for about a year now

    I am little behind the times.....they were "too spendy" LOL

    SORRY

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    Re: funny Minnesota fixed

    "whiteviking24" wrote:
    I know.....I am handicrapped at computers

    I have only had one for about a year now

    I am little behind the times.....they were "too spendy" LOL

    SORRY
    I'm just playing man :grin: :grin:

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    Re: funny Minnesota fixed

    I liked your 3rd post in this thread best. :grin:

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: funny Minnesota fixed

    that guy looks like unger from the longest yard lol.

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