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    Re: Funniest Sports Quotes

    "(Heroic) was one of the words that Jason used," said Owens, after signing his book for about 400 fans and collectors at a Wal-Mart near the Cowboys' headquarters. "... I can't say that I called it 'heroic."'

    T.O. - Claiming he was misquoted in his AUTObiography

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    Re: Funniest Sports Quotes

    "Yes, he offended everyone in the Bay Area."
    --Giants manager Felipe Alou, when reminded that A.J. Pierzynski is a more offensive catcher than the defensive-minded Mike Matheny


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: Funniest Sports Quotes

    "AWZeus" wrote:
    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    :sign5: That guy was great!
    Joe Willie Namath is exactly what an NFL QB should be - cocky and able to back it up. As well as being a playboy.

    Of course, if he were a QB today, all of the opposing team's bloggers would say he was *** and the blondes were just a front.

    =Z=
    I really want my QB wearing panty hose and fur coats.

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    Re: Funniest Sports Quotes

    "VikesFan4Life" wrote:
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    "Playoffs?! Don't talk about playoffs! Are you kidding me? Playoffs?! I'm just hoping we can win a game, another game!"

    There are many more, but that one is my favorite.
    No doubt, it's a classic. :grin:

    Jim Mora Press Conference

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    Re: Funniest Sports Quotes

    I'm with Prophet on this one. No one had more strange quotes than Yogi. Here's one of my favorites he said:
    [size=18px]"It ain't over till it's over."[/size]
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    When you require nothing, you get nothing; when you expect nothing, you will find nothing; when you embrace nothing, all you will have is nothing.

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    Re: Funniest Sports Quotes

    Muhammad Ali Quotes


    "Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life."

    "I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on."

    "I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark."

    "If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something out of you."

    "If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize."



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    Re: Funniest Sports Quotes

    Ditka always had some great ones as well...

    "What's the difference between a 3-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In 6 weeks, the puppy will stop whining.”

    "If you're not in the parade, you watch the parade. That's life."

    "Jim McMahon and I had a strange and wonderful relationship; he's strange and I'm wonderful."

    "You are never a loser until you quit trying."
    "Hard work beats talent, when talent doesn t work hard."

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