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    Re: Funniest Sports Quotes

    Coach Mckay the first coach of the Bucs... after 20 some straight losses was asked....

    Reporter:How do you feel about your teams execution?
    Coach McKay:I'm all for it.

    Another thing McKay said,and this one is a bit morbid....
    We are only 25 plane crashes from the playoffs. :shock:

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    "Usually, the team that scores the most points is gonna beat the team that gives up the most points, and that looks like the case today."
    Lmao! :lol: thats a true funny one. And yes maddens quotes are usually "out there", but what about the stuff dennis miller would babble on about on monday night football :lol:

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    Re: Funniest Sports Quotes

    "jdvike" wrote:
    Coach Mckay the first coach of the Bucs... after 20 some straight losses was asked....

    Reporter:How do you feel about your teams execution?
    Coach McKay:I'm all for it.


    Another thing McKay said,and this one is a bit morbid....
    We are only 25 plane crashes from the playoffs. :shock:
    HAHAHA!!! I remember that one - those were some BAD Bucs teams!
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    Re: Funniest Sports Quotes

    "I'm gonna eat your children"

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    "I like my Johnnie Walker Red and my women blonde."

    "We're going to win Sunday. I guarantee you."

    "I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf. "

    "When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York."

    "When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things."

    "I want to kiss you."

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    I've always got a kick out of Yogi Berra's quotes.

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    "I like my Johnnie Walker Red and my women blonde."

    "We're going to win Sunday. I guarantee you."

    "I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf. "

    "When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York."

    "When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things."

    "I want to kiss you."

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    :sign5: That guy was great!
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    When are you going to realize that picking out the 20 bad throws this year and ignoring the 300 good ones does not make your point?

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    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    :sign5: That guy was great!
    Joe Willie Namath is exactly what an NFL QB should be - cocky and able to back it up. As well as being a playboy.

    Of course, if he were a QB today, all of the opposing team's bloggers would say he was gay and the blondes were just a front.

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    Jim Mora (Sr.)-

    "Playoffs?! Don't talk about playoffs! Are you kidding me? Playoffs?! I'm just hoping we can win a game, another game!"

    There are many more, but that one is my favorite.
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    "That was a vile and disgusting act by Randy Moss" Joe Fathead Buck

    "Practice? Were talking about PRACTICE?" - A.I.!
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    They act so chicken, they should come with a large drink and a biscuit
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