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    Funniest Sports Quotes

    I was thinking of some of the funniest things athletes/coaches say and I found this website which is great:

    http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/308.html

    He is a Spurrier classic that was near the top of the page and I thought I would share.


    1991 Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach, telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books: "But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet."


    Man I miss Spurrier as the Coach of my beloved GATOR football team!
    "Hard work beats talent, when talent doesn t work hard."

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    Re: Funniest Sports Quotes

    I hate the gators. no offense. i was a crazy gator fan till about 3 years ago, when my supervisor who had attended the University of Florida told me i was not allowed to cheer on the gaytors because i had not attended the school. how can you be for the gators when you didnt even go to school there? he asked me. well ever since then i have wished for an 0-12 season for those pricks. if thats how you want to treat your own fans fine. anyways, i went a little off topic there...

    i think one of the funniest things i heards was moss' "straight cash homey" comment. it was so true and priceless. "aint nothin but 10 grand, whats 10 grand to randy moss?" so true.

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    Re: Funniest Sports Quotes

    if you change loyalties just because someone tells you to, what does that tell you about the type of fan you are?

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    Re: Funniest Sports Quotes

    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    if you change loyalties just because someone tells you to, what does that tell you about the type of fan you are?
    This is pretty deep so bare with me... It tells me that would be the type of fan that would most likely change loyalities just because someone told them to. Just take a minute to absorb that..... Oh man, I need to go to bed, I think I'm losing it. :sad:

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    Re: Funniest Sports Quotes

    "It's a good feeling to be recognized as a Bomber for life," he said. "Hopefully they don't trade me. They were talking about trading me to Saskatchewan, the armpit of the world, last year."

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    Re: Funniest Sports Quotes

    "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees" -

    I Love Kerry Collins (and John Rocker).

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    Re: Funniest Sports Quotes



    "Usually, the team that scores the most points is gonna beat the team that gives up the most points, and that looks like the case today."

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    Re: Funniest Sports Quotes

    gotta love madden quotes

    "half this game is 90% mental"
    "if the defender knocks down the ball, the reciever can't catch it"
    "the more touchdown drives the better"
    "me and Bretty are bum buddies--- i mean the team that executes better usually wins the game"

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    Re: Funniest Sports Quotes

    I don't remember the exact words that were said, but I beleive it was last year's pro bowl... Vick got DRILLED and just threw a duck straight up into the air. Larry Fitzgerald makes an AMAZING catch through three or four DBs, saving a sure interception, and one of the ESPN announcers (in usual Vick-worshipping fashion) proclaims "See, those are the throws Micheal Vick is learning to make!" and the other two immediately rip him, proclaiming how the throw was a sure interception.
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