Friends One and All

**The Gap** · 11-09-2005, 08:07 PM

My dear friendsÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ thanks for pointing out I touched on a subject (Love The Cheerleaders) that was already brought up. I guess I got caught trying to be a regular guy. Maybe I should resign my job, forget my friends and give up my life so I can have enough time to read every thread thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s on this site. (Whew just imagine the people that do!) The more I get to know you people the more I like my dog but in order to maintain our friendship let me humor everyone with a few Viking shorts:

Q. What's the difference between a Vikings fan and a coconut?
A. One's thick and hairy, and the other's a tropical fruit.

Q. You're trapped in a room with a Lion, a Cobra and a Viking fan.
. . You have a gun with only two bullets in it. What should you do?
A. Shoot the Viking fan twice.

Two men are out fishing on a Sunday afternoon miles away from any radio or TV.
Suddenly one man turns to the other and says "The Vikings lost again."
The other man replied "how in the world do you know that?"
The other man replied "It's 4:30!"

The seven dwarfs are in the mine when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and calls Ã¢â‚¬Å“Can anyone hear me.Ã¢â‚¬?
In the distance a voice calls out "The Vikings can still win it all this yearÃ¢â‚¬?
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

If you got this far I Thank You, there may be hope yet!

**DCPologirl** · 11-09-2005, 08:13 PM

Ummmmmmmm :shock:

**mrviking28** · 11-09-2005, 08:14 PM

Did T.O. help you write that?

**Webby** · 11-09-2005, 08:14 PM

"The Gap" wrote:

My dear friendsÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ thanks for pointing out I touched on a subject that was already brought up. I guess I got caught trying to be a regular guy. Maybe I should resign my job, forget my friends and give up my life so I can have enough time to read every thread thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s on this site. (Whew just imagine the people that do!) The more I get to know you people the more I like my dog but in order to maintain our friendship let me humor everyone with a few Viking shorts:

Q. What's the difference between a Vikings fan and a coconut?
A. One's thick and hairy, and the other's a tropical fruit.

Q. You're trapped in a room with a Lion, a Cobra and a Viking fan.
. . You have a gun with only two bullets in it. What should you do?
A. Shoot the Viking fan twice.

Two men are out fishing on a Sunday afternoon miles away from any radio or TV.
Suddenly one man turns to the other and says "The Vikings lost again."
The other man replied "how in the world do you know that?"
The other man replied "It's 4:30!"

The seven dwarfs are in the mine when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and calls Ã¢â‚¬Å“Can anyone hear me.Ã¢â‚¬?
In the distance a voice calls out "The Vikings can still win it all this yearÃ¢â‚¬?
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

If you got this far I Thank You, there may be hope yet!

:roll:

**cajunvike** · 11-09-2005, 08:21 PM

And now for an Iggles joke:

T-HO!

ROTFLMMFAO!!!

**GreenBaySlackers** · 11-09-2005, 08:36 PM

"webmaster" wrote:

"The Gap" wrote:

My dear friendsÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ thanks for pointing out I touched on a subject that was already brought up. I guess I got caught trying to be a regular guy. Maybe I should resign my job, forget my friends and give up my life so I can have enough time to read every thread thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s on this site. (Whew just imagine the people that do!) The more I get to know you people the more I like my dog but in order to maintain our friendship let me humor everyone with a few Viking shorts:

Q. What's the difference between a Vikings fan and a coconut?
A. One's thick and hairy, and the other's a tropical fruit.

Q. You're trapped in a room with a Lion, a Cobra and a Viking fan.
. . You have a gun with only two bullets in it. What should you do?
A. Shoot the Viking fan twice.

Two men are out fishing on a Sunday afternoon miles away from any radio or TV.
Suddenly one man turns to the other and says "The Vikings lost again."
The other man replied "how in the world do you know that?"
The other man replied "It's 4:30!"

The seven dwarfs are in the mine when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and calls Ã¢â‚¬Å“Can anyone hear me.Ã¢â‚¬?
In the distance a voice calls out "The Vikings can still win it all this yearÃ¢â‚¬?
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

If you got this far I Thank You, there may be hope yet!

:roll:

wurd

**DemonicViking** · 11-09-2005, 08:45 PM

The joke will be on the Eagirls when they find themselves sitting home after they discovered they didn't receive an invitation to the post season. I'm sure mama McNabb can provide enough chunky soup to cure what ailes the little chics.

6-KINGS · 11-09-2005, 08:49 PM

"The Gap" wrote:

The more I get to know you people the more I like my dog

What is the deal with other fans and animals?

**DemonicViking** · 11-09-2005, 08:50 PM

:laughing3:

**ultravikingfan** · 11-09-2005, 10:21 PM

So, the Gap thinks that days after the cheerleader incident that it is not already on thesite. :roll:

Things like that are posted immediately.

And, yes it was locked. Not because I have no life and spend all my time here. It was locked because it was posted.

I would be willing to bet that I am a lot more busy than a lot of you. I just takes breaks and spend time here. It also helps I have a laptop where I can connect wherever I want. :grin: