My dear friendsÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ thanks for pointing out I touched on a subject that was already brought up. I guess I got caught trying to be a regular guy. Maybe I should resign my job, forget my friends and give up my life so I can have enough time to read every thread thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s on this site. (Whew just imagine the people that do!) The more I get to know you people the more I like my dog but in order to maintain our friendship let me humor everyone with a few Viking shorts:
Q. What's the difference between a Vikings fan and a coconut?
A. One's thick and hairy, and the other's a tropical fruit.
Q. You're trapped in a room with a Lion, a Cobra and a Viking fan.
. . You have a gun with only two bullets in it. What should you do?
A. Shoot the Viking fan twice.
Two men are out fishing on a Sunday afternoon miles away from any radio or TV.
Suddenly one man turns to the other and says "The Vikings lost again."
The other man replied "how in the world do you know that?"
The other man replied "It's 4:30!"
The seven dwarfs are in the mine when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and calls Ã¢â‚¬Å“Can anyone hear me.Ã¢â‚¬?
In the distance a voice calls out "The Vikings can still win it all this yearÃ¢â‚¬?
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
If you got this far I Thank You, there may be hope yet!