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    Franchise Tag Placed on Slutty Girlfriend

    [size=12pt]Franchise Tag Placed on Slutty Girlfriend[/size]

    Andrew Martin today placed the franchise tag on his girlfriend, Stephanie, after it became apparent the no-good slut was probably going to leave him for one of the other guys she was banging.



    “The franchise tag is not the ideal situation,” said Martin. “I would have liked to have worked out a longer term agreement. But at least this way I have her locked up for the next year. She cheats, but she is amazing in bed. Probably because she has had a lot of practice, the whore.”...
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    Re: Franchise Tag Placed on Slutty Girlfriend

    Now that is damn funny, I don't care who you are.
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    Re: Franchise Tag Placed on Slutty Girlfriend

    Holy pooh that was funny.

    She calls what she does flirting? Is there usually penetration in flirting?
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    Re: Franchise Tag Placed on Slutty Girlfriend

    LMAO...sounds like he's got some good prospects to fall back on too!
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    Re: Franchise Tag Placed on Slutty Girlfriend

    That was hilarious!!!


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    Re: Franchise Tag Placed on Slutty Girlfriend

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!
    Thanks for starting my day out with a laugh...

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    Re: Franchise Tag Placed on Slutty Girlfriend

    He could've released her and picked-up 2 fatties.

    If one bets injured, she can go on the "PUP" list and the other one can step in.

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    Re: Franchise Tag Placed on Slutty Girlfriend

    Andrew.. you overpaid.. A good chuckle on a busy Thursday..

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    Re: Franchise Tag Placed on Slutty Girlfriend

    Could be interesting to see what type of offers she could tender.
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    Re: Franchise Tag Placed on Slutty Girlfriend

    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    Holy pooh that was funny.

    She calls what she does flirting? Is there usually penetration in flirting?
    lol that depends on who you ask

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