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  1. 04-29-2009, 07:10 PM #1
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    Fir tree removed from man’s lung

    [size=13pt]5 cm. fir tree removed from patient’s lung[/size]

    13 Apr, 11:35 PM

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    A five-centimeter fir tree has been found in the lung of a man who complained he had a strong pain in his chest and was coughing blood.....


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    Re: Fir tree removed from man’s lung

    I guess that's what happens when you smoke pine needles
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    Re: Fir tree removed from man’s lung

    Should have at least rolled it in something.
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    Re: Fir tree removed from man’s lung

    haha, i saw this on the Colbert Report


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    Re: Fir tree removed from man’s lung

    "gregair13" wrote:
    Should have at least rolled it in something.
    haha
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    Re: Fir tree removed from man’s lung

    I think the doctor confused his rosemary-stuffed pork chop for a lung.


    Hope the guy was able to leaf the hospital under his own power.
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    Re: Fir tree removed from man’s lung

    This proves my theory that if one were to inhale a pot seed, a plant could theoretically begin growing inside there lungs and thus eliminating the need to smoke it in the first place.
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    Re: Fir tree removed from man’s lung

    I am thinking this had to be a Menthol.
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    Re: Fir tree removed from man’s lung

    He must have been a big fan of
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    Re: Fir tree removed from man’s lung

    I actually liked the Nude Miss Russia story and photo myself ;D
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