Finish this joke...

**shockzilla** · 01-19-2010, 05:08 PM

This is a joke from the movie "The Breakfast Club". For those of you who have NOT seen the movie, the character telling the joke is in the middle of crawling through a "false" ceiling and goes crashing through before he can finish the joke. I thought it might be fun to see what people can come up with as a punchline.

Here's the joke - finish it with a punchline all your own:

"Naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..."

INSERT PUNCHLINE HERE

**jmcdon00** · 01-19-2010, 06:17 PM

I love the movie but have no idea what the joke is.

**Texas Viking** · 01-19-2010, 07:19 PM

I believe it was revealed that Judd Nelson made the joke up ad-lib and there is no official punch line.

But, off the cuff how about this:

The lady replies: “Only if you can make me something that includes astroglide and peanut butter.”

**Freya** · 01-19-2010, 07:50 PM

No, but my dog needs a double.

**i_bleed_purple** · 01-19-2010, 08:05 PM

Its quite simple really. By using a punchline from another movie where the rest of the joke is missing, I've come to the conclusion it has to be:

"no, but that's a real nice ski mask"

Now bonus points to the person that guesses that movie (shouldn't be too tough)

**Texas Viking** · 01-19-2010, 08:16 PM

i_bleed_purple wrote:

Its quite simple really. By using a punchline from another movie where the rest of the joke is missing, I've come to the conclusion it has to be:

"no, but that's a real nice ski mask"

Now bonus points to the person that guesses that movie (shouldn't be too tough)

Dumb & Dumber

**i_bleed_purple** · 01-19-2010, 08:43 PM

Texas Viking wrote:

i_bleed_purple wrote:

Its quite simple really. By using a punchline from another movie where the rest of the joke is missing, I've come to the conclusion it has to be:

"no, but that's a real nice ski mask"

Now bonus points to the person that guesses that movie (shouldn't be too tough)

Dumb & Dumber

Correct, Shock, show this man what he wins.

**Zeus** · 01-20-2010, 08:26 AM

shockzilla wrote:

"Naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..."

"Help, help! I'm being repressed!"

=Z=

**shockzilla** · 01-20-2010, 10:11 AM

Zeus wrote:

shockzilla wrote:

"Naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..."

"Help, help! I'm being repressed!"

=Z=

LMMFAO!!!!!!!