This is a joke from the movie "The Breakfast Club". For those of you who have NOT seen the movie, the character telling the joke is in the middle of crawling through a "false" ceiling and goes crashing through before he can finish the joke. I thought it might be fun to see what people can come up with as a punchline.
Here's the joke - finish it with a punchline all your own:
"Naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..."
INSERT PUNCHLINE HERE