This. This is a thing.

Amazon.com: Fifty Shades of Bacon (9781479129836): Benjamin Myhre, Ashley Myhre, Eric Ista, Jenna Johnson: Books

Fifty Shades of Bacon is an erotic cookbook that delves into the full bacon experience. Ok, it is not erotic at all, but it is a tongue in cheek delivery of some great bacon recipes. Everything from basic bacon bits to bacon ice cream to bacon au gratin and alfredo. If you are into bacon, want an interesting conversation piece or are looking for a present for the meat lover in your life, this title is for you.
Yes, it's real. It was written by a (hilarious) friend of mine here in Fargo. Check it out, share it with your friends! For the Bacon Lovers in all of us.