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    February: Time for Women's Football

    If It's February, It Must Be Time for Women's Football
    Posted Feb 9th 2007 11:29AM
    by Michael David Smith
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    Re: February: Time for Women's Football

    That 30 second clip nearly put me to sleep.
    I can't imagine watching an entire game of that.
    If I didn't know any better, I would have thought that was Brad Johnson dumping those bombs.
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    Re: February: Time for Women's Football

    My mom needs to get out there. She can still throw a good 30-40. In fact, it took till I was 17 till I could throw farther than her.
    Wait, if there's cat food in this bag............................
    I HAVE TO CHECK ON JOLLY!!!!

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    Re: February: Time for Women's Football

    "FreakinVikingsBaby" wrote:
    My mom needs to get out there. She can still throw a good 30-40. In fact, it took till I was 17 till I could throw farther than her.
    This coming from the guy who could tackle the Bus on a goal-line stand.
    I suppose your mom could hold LT to under a 100 total yds single-handedly.
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    Re: February: Time for Women's Football

    My mom was and still is a huge tomboy. Whenever my family is getting a football game together, she will always say that not playing tackle is p-ssy. I remember we played and she laid my uncle out and screamed at him STAY DOWN BIT**! There were little kids around too. I honestly wouldn't be that suprised if she could take LT down. Also, I just said I could tackle him, I didn't say I'd stop him at the one.
    Wait, if there's cat food in this bag............................
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    Re: February: Time for Women's Football

    LMAO.
    This is even better now.
    You can tackle the Bus and your mom can tackle LT.
    That is classic.
    Sounds like you had a lot of fun with the family.
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    Re: February: Time for Women's Football

    Let me just clear the air, cuz I just farted. Now let me explain wuttsup, I can tackle anybody I can get a hold of. My mom is freakin football nut who couldn't be more than 150 but hits like train. If there was the WNFL, my mom would be playing.
    Wait, if there's cat food in this bag............................
    I HAVE TO CHECK ON JOLLY!!!!

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    Re: February: Time for Women's Football

    "FreakinVikingsBaby" wrote:
    Let me just clear the air, cuz I just farted. Now let me explain wuttsup, I can tackle anybody I can get a hold of. My mom is freakin football nut who couldn't be more than 150 but hits like train. If there was the WNFL, my mom would be playing.
    I take it your whole family gets high with Jolly?

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    Re: February: Time for Women's Football

    No, just me, my dad, several uncles, bunch a cousins, lotta second cousins, and aunt randy. I'm just saying my mom is no joke on a football field. I honestly think something's wrong with her head with how crazy she gets. F it! We have fun!
    Wait, if there's cat food in this bag............................
    I HAVE TO CHECK ON JOLLY!!!!

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    I would pay to watch you tackle The Bus and your mom tackle LT.
    That would be good entertainment.
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