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    Re: Favorite Movie Quote Thread

    And another unforgetable classic -

    Roy:
    "How about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone. We're talkin' the hula hoop of the nineties."

    Lancaster Bowl Manager:
    "Look, I've told you. We don't need nuthin'. We don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore."

    Roy:
    "And you call yourselves a bowling alley?"



    ESPN Announcer:
    "So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?"

    Roy:
    "Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking."

    ESPN Announcer: "I see. Well, are you still drinking?"

    Roy:
    "No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?"



    Neighbor:
    "Hey Roy, can you get sick from drinking piss?"

    Roy:
    "I think you can."

    Neighbor:
    "Even if its your own?"



    Ishmael:
    "You been drinking, Mr. Munson?"

    Roy:
    "I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't."



    Roy:
    "Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew."
    (Takes a drink from the bucket)

    Mr. Boorg:
    "We don't have a cow. We have a bull."

    Roy:
    "I'm gonna brush my teeth."



    Roy:
    "Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary."

    Claudia:
    "Look, Mr. Munson, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across."

    Roy:
    "Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?"



    Ishmael:
    "You should try to quit. They say its bad for your heart, your lungs. It quickens the aging process."

    Roy:
    "Who's done more research than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say its harmless. Why would they lie? If you're dead, you can't smoke."



    (refering to Roy's hook for a hand)
    Claudia:
    "It must be hard to spank your monkey."

    Ishmael: "You have a monkey?"



    Roy:
    "Thomas can raise a barn, but can he pick up a 7-10 split?"

    Ishmael: "God blessed my brother to be a good carpenter. It's okay."

    Roy:
    "Yeah, well he blessed you, too, and I'll give you a hint what it is. It's round, has three holes, and you put your fingers into it."

    Ishmael:
    "You leave Rebecca out of this."



    Ishmael:
    "Okay, you want to bowl for some big money, eh? But I'll lose my entire bonus check because I'm so *bombed*."

    McKnight Bowl Bartender:
    "You get that way from ginger ale?"

    Roy:
    "Nah, he was sniffing glue in the parking lot."




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    Re: Favorite Movie Quote Thread

    V for Vendetta is my favorite movie. Here's the best quotes of that.


    Creedy: What'cha gonna do, uh? We've swept this place, you've got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks, we have guns.
    V: No. What you have are bullets and the hope that when your guns are empty I am no longer standing because if I am you will be dead before you're very eyes


    Creedy: You won't cry like him will you. You're not afraid of death are you. You're like me.
    V: The only thing we have in common, Mr. Creedy, is that we are both about to die.


    Creedy: How do you expect that to happen?
    V: With my hands around your neck


    Creedy: Die! Why won't you die?
    V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. There is an idea, Mr. Creedy - and ideas are bulletproof.


    Evey: Who...who are you?
    V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what. And what I am, is a man in a mask.
    Evey: I can see that.
    V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking on the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.


    V: People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.


    V: VoilÃÂ*! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me V.
    Evey: Are you like a crazy person?


    V: Remember, remember, the fifth of November, The gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. (Also
    the poem by Guy Fawkes
    )


    Evey: And you're going to make that happen by blowing up a building?
    V: The building is a symbol. As is the act of destroying it. Alone a symbol is meaningless. But with enough people, blowing up a building can change the world.


    V: Fear became the ultimate tool of this government.
    "Some Coaches pray for wisdom. I pray for 300 lbs. lineman. They give me plenty of wisdom"
    -Chuck Noll

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    Re: Favorite Movie Quote Thread

    I always tell the truth, even when I lie.







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    Re: Favorite Movie Quote Thread

    I have hundreds of favorite movie quotes, but here a few just off the top....

    Clarence: "If there's anything the past couple of days has taught me, it's that it's better to have a gun and not need it, than to need a gun and not have it." - True Romance

    Wyatt Earp, after bitch-slapping Johnny Tyler 3 times in a row: "Well?
    Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?"
    - Tombstone

    Doc Holliday, in response to Wyatt asking him if he thinks he's had enough to drink: "Nonsense...I've not yet begun to defile myself." - Tombstone

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    Re: Favorite Movie Quote Thread

    "hailtocarter" wrote:
    And another unforgetable classic -

    Roy:
    "How about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone. We're talkin' the hula hoop of the nineties."

    Lancaster Bowl Manager:
    "Look, I've told you. We don't need nuthin'. We don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore."

    Roy:
    "And you call yourselves a bowling alley?"



    ESPN Announcer:
    "So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?"

    Roy:
    "Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking."

    ESPN Announcer: "I see. Well, are you still drinking?"

    Roy:
    "No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?"



    Neighbor:
    "Hey Roy, can you get sick from drinking piss?"

    Roy:
    "I think you can."

    Neighbor:
    "Even if its your own?"



    Ishmael:
    "You been drinking, Mr. Munson?"

    Roy:
    "I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't."



    Roy:
    "Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew."
    (Takes a drink from the bucket)

    Mr. Boorg:
    "We don't have a cow. We have a bull."

    Roy:
    "I'm gonna brush my teeth."



    Roy:
    "Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary."

    Claudia:
    "Look, Mr. Munson, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across."

    Roy:
    "Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?"



    Ishmael:
    "You should try to quit. They say its bad for your heart, your lungs. It quickens the aging process."

    Roy:
    "Who's done more research than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say its harmless. Why would they lie? If you're dead, you can't smoke."



    (refering to Roy's hook for a hand)
    Claudia:
    "It must be hard to spank your monkey."

    Ishmael: "You have a monkey?"



    Roy:
    "Thomas can raise a barn, but can he pick up a 7-10 split?"

    Ishmael: "God blessed my brother to be a good carpenter. It's okay."

    Roy:
    "Yeah, well he blessed you, too, and I'll give you a hint what it is. It's round, has three holes, and you put your fingers into it."

    Ishmael:
    "You leave Rebecca out of this."



    Ishmael:
    "Okay, you want to bowl for some big money, eh? But I'll lose my entire bonus check because I'm so *bombed*."

    McKnight Bowl Bartender:
    "You get that way from ginger ale?"

    Roy:
    "Nah, he was sniffing glue in the parking lot."



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    Re: Favorite Movie Quote Thread

    I am Mclovin

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    Re: Favorite Movie Quote Thread

    "What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"

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    Imma get that fo sho

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    Re: Favorite Movie Quote Thread

    40 year old virgin

    "it's not about butt hole pleasures at all"

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    Re: Favorite Movie Quote Thread

    From Dazed and Confused
    "That's what i like about them high school girls, i get older they stay the same age.... yes they do.
    You can't be let down if you don't expect the world

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