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    Re: Favorite Movie Quote Thread

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    Re: Favorite Movie Quote Thread

    Guess who and from what movie?

    What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?

    He's a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliche; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry that moments of levity actually cause him pain; give him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.

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    Re: Favorite Movie Quote Thread

    Several from my favorite comedy:

    "I'll have a bloody mary, a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich."

    "Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo."

    "Have you ever seen a spleen that large?" "No, not since breakfast."

    "Does this entail me dressing up like Little Bo Peep?"

    "You got a gun, creep?" "Shamu's got one, borrow his."

    "C'mon guys, maybe you need a refresher course - HEY!"(As he burns his arm)

    Anyone guess the movie?
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    Re: Favorite Movie Quote Thread

    "Garland" wrote:
    Guess who and from what movie?

    What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?

    He's a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliche; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry that moments of levity actually cause him pain; give him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.

    That's you quoting yourself from ConAir, Garland!
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    Re: Favorite Movie Quote Thread

    My favorite "quotable movie of all time...Pulp Fiction

    Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
    Brett: What?
    Jules: What country you from?
    Brett: What?
    Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
    Brett: What?
    Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
    Brett: Yes!
    Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
    Brett: Yes!
    Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
    Brett: What, I-?
    Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
    Brett: He's b-b-black...
    Jules: Go on.
    Brett: He's bald...
    Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
    Brett: What?
    [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
    Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
    Brett: No!
    Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
    Brett: I didn't.
    Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

    Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
    Pumpkin: Which one is it?
    Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker

    Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.


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    Re: Favorite Movie Quote Thread

    Spaceballs has sooo many


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    She's gone from suck to blow.....

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    Re: Favorite Movie Quote Thread

    I believe Shock is referring to a classic...Fletch, can't believe how bad Fletcxh 2 was,

    Let's not forget Clint (Harry Callahan) "Mans got to know his limitations...

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    Re: Favorite Movie Quote Thread

    You are correct, dmw14!

    Fletch Lives was by no means awful, I thought. There were some good moments (Ed Harley scene, the scene with the exterminator).

    Not nearly as good as Fletch, though.
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    Re: Favorite Movie Quote Thread

    "Don't EVER call me stupid!"

    "Oh right, Otto - calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!"

    "Oh, you're a true vulgarian aren't you?"
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    Re: Favorite Movie Quote Thread

    Another great quotable movie -

    Shooter:
    "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."

    Happy:
    "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"



    Virginia:
    "What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?"

    Happy:
    "I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family."



    Orderly:
    "Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today."

    Elderly Woman:
    "My fingers hurt."

    Orderly:
    "What's that?"

    Elderly Woman:
    "My fingers hurt."

    Orderly:
    "Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so."



    Grandma:
    "What happened to that nice girlfriend of yours?"

    Happy:
    "Oh, She got hit by a car, she's dead."



    Shooter:
    "Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say."

    Happy:
    "Hey, why don't I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?"



    Chubbs:
    "They never let me play on the pro tour."

    Happy:
    "Oh I'm sorry Because your black?"

    Chubbs:
    "HELL no. Damn alligator bit my hand off!"

    Happy:
    "OH MY GOD!"



    Grandma:
    "Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep."

    Orderly:
    "You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma."



    Happy:
    "If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass."



    Happy:
    I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!"

    Shooter:
    "Well, I'd like to see you try."

    Happy:
    (Picks up beer bottle and smashes it in half) "Let's do it, then!"

    Shooter:
    "I meant on a golf course!"

    Virginia:
    "Hey! What's going on?"

    Happy:
    "Oh, uh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle and there's some of it and there's some of it right there, too."

    Virginia:
    "Why don't you just put it down?"

    Happy:
    "Yeah, I know."







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