Favorite Movie Quote Thread

[BadlandsVikings]

Send a wire to the main office, and tell them that I said . . . OW!
Send wire, main office, tell them I said, "ow." Gotcha.

Go for your gun.
Wait, wait, wait. I'm unarmed.
Alright, we'll settle this it men, with our fists.
Sorry, I just remembered . . . I am armed

[NodakPaul]

Jules: You scratch our backs, we’ll scratch yours.
Seth: Well, funny thing about my back, is it’s located on my cock...

[aceclown]

From Bad Santa


Willie: You know, I think I've turned a corner.

Marcus: Yeah? You fu(king petites now?

Willie: No, I'm not talking about that. I beat the sh!itt out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I dunno, like I accomplished something.

Marcus: You need many years of therapy. Many, many fu(kin' years of therapy.

[C Mac D]

"NodakPaul" wrote:

Jules: You scratch our backs, we’ll scratch yours.
Seth: Well, funny thing about my back, is it’s located on my cock...

Hahaha, great line from a great movie


This is another good one:
Police Chief Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.
Farva: It's powdered sugar.
Police Chief Grady: The lice hate the sugar.
Farva: It's delicious.

[VikingMike]

"We have clearance, Clarence."
"Roger, Roger. What's the reading on the vector, Victor?"


"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."

[Jereamiah]

My favorite quote: "Conan, What is best in life?" Conan says, "To crush your enemies, to drive them before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

[VikingMike]

Sen. Geary: Mr. Cici, was there always a buffer involved?

Willi Cici: A what?

Sen. Geary: A buffer. Someone in between you and your possible superiors who passed on to you the actual order to kill someone.

Willi Cici: Oh yeah, a buffer. The family had a lot of buffers!

[VKG4LFE]

My favorite lines of all time:

"That.....was.....awesome!! Sorry 'bout your car man, that sucks."

and

"Richard...who's your favorite little rascal? Is it Alfalfa? Or Spanky? hahaha Sinner."


From: Chris Farley in Tommy Boy (The greatest movie of all time!)

[stateVIKE44]

"I crap bigger than you"
-Curly (City Slickers)

[VikingMike]

"VKG4LFE" wrote:

My favorite lines of all time:

"That.....was.....awesome!! Sorry 'bout your car man, that sucks."

and

"Richard...who's your favorite little rascal? Is it Alfalfa? Or Spanky? hahaha Sinner."


From: Chris Farley in Tommy Boy (The greatest movie of all time!)

I love Tommy Boy:

"...that's gonna leave a mark."

"you can get a good look at a butcher's ass by putting your head up there..."

"Tommy like wingies."