Thread: Favorite bumper stickers

Since things are so slow around here lately, why not post some of your favorites.

My all-time favorite bumper sticker is this:

"God used to be my co-pilot, until we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him."

I am a schizophrenic, and so am I.

I love bumper stickers...here are some of my favorites:


My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma

Honk if you love Jesus...Text if you want to meet him.

My convictions are not for public display.

You were good...but your Mom was better.

Only a government that's afraid of it's people will try to control them.

If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair.

If people are talking behind your back, that just means you're two steps ahead.

Hitler, Stalin, and Kim Jong Il all agree...gun control works.

My other ride is your Mom

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I could do this all night...LOL

ndnorseman wrote:

My other ride is your Mom

I have a magnetic bumper sticker of that one.

=Z=

They guys at work were reading some of these. One of them sent me this one.....

No Matter Who You Vote For The Government Gets In