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    haha Ultra, nice! Where'd you find those?

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    Re: Farting poll

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    I fart whenever I get the chance. It's like a sneeze to me. If ya have to, ya have to. :munky2:

    My fiance farts with no shame! :lol: :lol: :fart:
    I think she holds them until we go to bed and as soon as everything is quiet she scoots up against me and lets em rip. She let one go the other night that sounded like dragging a table across a hardwood floor. :lol: :lol:
    That is greatness!!!

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    Re: Farting poll

    Fart Football

    A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."

    His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

    The old man replied, "It's fart football."

    A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

    After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."

    Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

    Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."

    Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally he sh!ts in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?"

    The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

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    Re: Farting poll

    At school when there are no teacher aides in the class I let em rip, at home I let em rip, in public I let the quiet ones rip. I pretty much just let em rip!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Re: Farting poll

    "VKG4LFE" wrote:
    At school when there are no teacher aides in the class I let em rip, at home I let em rip, in public I let the quiet ones rip. I pretty much just let em rip!
    Your disgusting! :razz:

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    Sucks when this happens!
    We old timers call that a "shart" ops:
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    "VKG4LFE" wrote:
    At school when there are no teacher aides in the class I let em rip, at home I let em rip, in public I let the quiet ones rip. I pretty much just let em rip!
    Ask Neumdog about the music in our offices. LOL

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    "VKG4LFE" wrote:
    At school when there are no teacher aides in the class I let em rip, at home I let em rip, in public I let the quiet ones rip. I pretty much just let em rip!
    Ask Neumdog about the music in our offices. LOL
    Do it have this affect?


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    Re: Farting poll

    ok, you guys are messed up.

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    we must be bored if we're talking about farting. :roll:

    Thanks Josdin

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