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    Fart Football!

    Found this joke on another board. :lol:



    FART FOOTBALL

    An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes
    gas and says, "Seven Points."

    His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man
    replied, "It's fart fooball."

    A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie
    score."

    After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha.
    I'm ahead 14 to 7."

    Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown,
    tie score."

    Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Feild
    goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man.

    He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since
    defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and
    accidentally poops in the bed.

    The wife says, "What the heck was that?"

    The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
    Hupo oe ke kau ana i ka waiupa a ma kou pa o & Hupo na Po o waiupa a


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    Re: Fart Football!

    lmao!

























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    Re: Fart Football!

    lmao that is funny.

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    Re: Fart Football!

    great !!!! lmfao

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    Re: Fart Football!

    sick! But I guess that's a good cover after sh!tt!ing your pants!! lol

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Re: Fart Football!

    Sick, but funny!

    Another great sig by PPE!
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    Re: Fart Football!

    I always thought that when you chit yourself it was a fumble :shock:
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    Re: Fart Football!

    "sunny" wrote:
    I always thought that when you chit yourself it was a fumble :shock:
    No more like you just plain out lose the game, forfeit. :lol:
    Hupo oe ke kau ana i ka waiupa a ma kou pa o & Hupo na Po o waiupa a


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