Thread: Fake Friends

Are fake friends better than real friends?

Why do we have fake friends?

Is webby to blaim for fake friends?

Would you help a fake friend?

Does prophet have any real friends?

Would you admit to your real friends that you have fake friends?

Do you fake friends die?

Lol.....this is a classic offseason thread



I don't even have any fake friends
:'( :'(
I am at a strange place in my life right now

Will someone be my fake friend?

I will read the fine print someplace and get back to you my "fake" friend.
;D

Everything is contained in the fine print of life.

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

Are fake friends better than real friends?

Why do we have fake friends?

Is webby to blaim blaim blaim blaim?

Blaim blaim blaim blaim blaim?

Blaim blaim blaim blaim blaim blaim?

Blaim blaim blaim blaim blaim blaim blaim blaim blaim blaim blaim blaim?

Blaim blaim blaim blaim blaim?

I'm sorry... I tried to read this post but I couldn't get past the blaim. Does this make me a bad fake friend? Is our fake-friendship now terminated? Is this now some kind of fake non-friendship?

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

Are fake friends better than real friends?

Why do we have fake friends?

Is webby to blame for fake friends?

Would you help a fake friend?

Does prophet have any real friends?

Would you admit to your real friends that you have fake friends?

Do you fake friends die?

1. No

2. Because they make us feel like we have more friends then we really do and therefore wanted, not lonely.

3. Yes

4. Yes. I will always help a person. Real friend, fake friend, enemy. If they ask I'd be happy to be at there disposal.

5. No

6. Yeah sure why not. They don't' care.

7. Do you fake friends die what? That sentence doesn't make sense. Ummmm I guess fake friends died? If that's your question then everybody dies so fake friends included. I would care if they died. I would care if anyone dies.

Want to find out who your "fake friends" are? Ask 'em for money!

FRIENDS Lyrics - Whodini

*Friends
How many of us have them?
Friends
Ones we can depend on
Friends
How many of us have them?
Friends
Before we go any further, lets be
Friends*

Is a word we use everyday
Most the time we use it in the wrong way
Now you can look the word up, again and again
But the dictionary doesnt know the meaning of friends

And if you ask me, you know, I couldnt be much help
Because A friend is somebody you judge for yourself
Some are ok, and they treat you real cool
But some mistake kindness for bein a fool

We like to be with some, because they're funny
Others come around when they need some money
Some you grew up with, around the way
And you're still real close too this very day

Homeboys through the Summer, Winter, Spring and Fall
And then there's some we wish we never knew at all
And this list goes on, again and again
But these are the people that we call friends

When we first went out together, we barely knew each other
We had no intentions, on becoming lovers
But in no time at all, you became my girl
Me and you, one on one, against the world
Talkin on the telephone for hours at a time
Or else I was at your house, or you was at mine
Then came the arguements and all kinds of problems
Besides making love, we had nothing in common
It couldnt last long because it started out strong
But I guess we went about the whole thing wrong
Cause out of nowhere it just came to an end
Because we became lovers before we were friends

*Friends
How many of us have them?
Friends
Ones we can depend on
Friends
How many of us have them?
Friends
Before we go any further, let's be
Friends*

You say you and your girlfriend were so tight
You took her out with you and your guy one night
She even had a set of keys to your home
And you shared mostly everything you owned

But as she shook your hand, she stole your man
And it was done so swift, it had to be a plan
Couldn't trust her with cheese, let alone your keys
With friends like that you dont need enemies

You wonder how long it was all going on
And your still not sure if your man is gone
You say, well if she took him he was never mine
But deep inside you know thats just another lie

And now you're kinda cold to the people you meet
Cause of something that was done to you by some creep
But nevertheless, I'll say it again
That these are the people that we call friends

*Friends
How many of us have them?
Friends
Before we go any further, lets be
Friends*

*Friends
How many of us have them?
Friends
One's we can depend on
Friends
How many of us have them?
Friends
Before we go any further, lets be
Friends*

*Friends
How many of us have them?
Friends
One's we can depend on
Friends
How many of us have them?
Friends
Before we go any further, lets be
Friends*

I traded all my fake friends for imaginary friends

There are plenty of real fake friends in the mix too....the kind that are friends of convenience based on your status.
Fake friends permeate society.

Positively 4th Street: Bob Dylan

You've got a lot of nerve to say you are my friend
When I was down you just stood there grinning
You've got a lot of nerve to say you got a helping hand to lend
You just want to be on the side that's winning

You see me on the street, you always act surprised
You say 'how are you, good luck' but you don't mean it
When you know as well as me you'd rather see me paralysed
Why don't you just come out once and scream it.

I know the reason why you talk behind my back
I used to be among the crowd you're in with
Do you take me for such a fool to think I'd make contact
With the one who tries to hide what he don't know to begin with?

No I do not feel that good when I see the heartbreaks you embrace
If I was a master thief, perhaps I'd rob them
You say you're not impressed? with your position and your place
Don't you understand, that's not my problem

I wish that for just one time, you could walk inside my shoes
And just for that one moment, I could be you
Yeah, I wish that for just one time, you could walk inside my shoes
You'd know what a drag it is to see you....