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    Extremely Violent Man Shocks Fans With His Lack of Social Graces

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    Brock Lesnar unified the heavyweight crown at UFC 100 on Saturday, delighting fans by battering Frank Mir’s face to a bloody pulp. But it was his post-fight actions that shocked and horrified ultimate fighting fans throughout the country.

    “I came here to see men fight until they were covered in blood. I came here to see broken noses, broken arms, broken legs,” said Jack Rigman, a fan who sat ringside. “I did NOT come tonight to be subjected to naughty words and offensive gestures. A middle finger?! Why, I never!”

    In the moments after his victory, a pumped up Lesnar used several profanities and gave the finger to the fans. Then he spoke ill of an event sponsor and said he was planning to have intercourse with his wife.

    “The sex thing is what really angered me,” said Jeff Ogland, who sat ringside with his 8-year-old son. “My boy doesn’t need to hear about sex yet. He’s too young. Thankfully, I think he didn’t hear all of Lesnar’s comments because he was wiping the blood spatter off of his face.”

    UFC commissioner Dana White was disappointed in Lesnar’s post-fight actions.

    “We expect a certain amount of decorum from our fighters,” said White. “After you physically destroy and humiliate another man and have his blood all over your fists, feet and forehead, don’t curse. Don’t bluster. Give us poetry. This is ultimate fighting, not barbarianism.”

    Lesnar says he just wants a second chance.

    “I won’t make this mistake again,” he said. “I need to get in a more polite state of mind when I enter the fighting ring. I just hope my opponents will grant me their permission to kick them in the neck.”


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    Re: Extremely Violent Man Shocks Fans With His Lack of Social Graces

    Now I'm confused - I thought he really did flick off and curse the fans.
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    I thought SP was all satire?

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    Re: Extremely Violent Man Shocks Fans With His Lack of Social Graces

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    Now I'm confused - I thought he really did flick off and curse the fans.
    ???


    I thought SP was all satire?
    He did - the satire was that people were upset about it.


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    Re: Extremely Violent Man Shocks Fans With His Lack of Social Graces

    SOunds like he was just amped up from fighting if ya ask me.
    he might have said anything to piss off someone.
    makes sense to me
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    Re: Extremely Violent Man Shocks Fans With His Lack of Social Graces

    "BBQ" wrote:
    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    Now I'm confused - I thought he really did flick off and curse the fans.
    ???


    I thought SP was all satire?
    He did - the satire was that people were upset about it.
    What do people expect? The guy came from the WWF. They aren't exactly poetic there.

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    Re: Extremely Violent Man Shocks Fans With His Lack of Social Graces

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    “The sex thing is what really angered me,” said Jeff Ogland, who sat ringside with his 8-year-old son. “My boy doesn’t need to hear about sex yet. He’s too young. Thankfully, I think he didn’t hear all of Lesnar’s comments because he was wiping the blood spatter off of his face.”
    ;D ;D ;D
    That is hilarious.
    The sad part is, the thought for some is all too true.

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