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    Re: Everyone is an idiot.

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    This is why you have to everything is aimed at the lowest common denominator.

    God, I had such fun when interviewing for a job a while back when I said you have to explain things in the simplest terms possible otherwise people won't understand fully what you're saying. It might be one of the many reasons why I didn't get the job, but it felt good to justify why people are stupid and you have to treat them as such.
    :lol: I would have loved to listen to that interview. So, did you call the interviewer an idiot?

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    Re: Everyone is an idiot.

    I think like an IDIOT and I'm proud
    I use to feel alone in a crowd
    But now you look around these days
    And it seems that there's an IDIOT craze.

    I'm an IDIOT, he's an IDIOT, she's an IDIOT, we're all IDIOTS
    Wouldn't you like to be an IDIOT too?
    I'm an IDIOT, he's an IDIOT, she's an IDIOT
    if you think like an IDIOT, you're an IDIOT too!

    Us IDIOTS are an interesting breed
    No original thoughts do we need
    Ask any IDIOT and they'll say
    "Only a true IDIOT thinks that way"

    I'm an IDIOT, he's an IDIOT, she's an IDIOT, we're all IDIOTS
    Wouldn't you like to be an IDIOT too?
    I'm an IDIOT, he's an IDIOT, she's an IDIOT, we're all IDIOTS
    Wouldn't you like to be an IDIOT too?

    Be an IDIOT, think like an IDIOT! come on!
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    Re: Everyone is an idiot.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "Benet" wrote:
    This is why you have to everything is aimed at the lowest common denominator.

    God, I had such fun when interviewing for a job a while back when I said you have to explain things in the simplest terms possible otherwise people won't understand fully what you're saying. It might be one of the many reasons why I didn't get the job, but it felt good to justify why people are stupid and you have to treat them as such.
    :lol: I would have loved to listen to that interview. So, did you call the interviewer an idiot?
    Pretty much; although I didn't use the word "stupid" once. I said you have to break down every piece of language you use to a maximum of 3 syllables, cut out any and all jargon, even the simple stuff like acronyms or abbreviations, labour every point you make so the people you're talking to can't fail to understand what you're talking about, be repetitive so the people who didn't quite understand it the first time have a chance to catch up, and if possible reinforce key words through use an overhead projector or a slide-show or somesuch so you control the tempo of presentation and what your audience is focusing on.

    I was probably the most patronising interviewee they had for that job; but frankly, I don't care.

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    Not me. My best friends and closest family members have already informed me that...









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    An idiot compared to what?


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    or is everyone normal and youre an idiot?
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    What are you on dope?


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    Keep an idot busy.

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