Ever wonder about the IM conversations of world leaders?

Now you can see.

http://users.livejournal.com/kim_jong_il__/

It is pretty funny. The "conversations" are listed backwards chronologically, so if you want to follow along on some of the jokes (like when Bush and Kerry comvince Kim Jong Il that Kerry won the election...), you should start reading from the bottom of the page.

Here is a sample:

Quote:

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Bush43: HEY, JIN TONIC
Bush43: HOW'S YOU AND YOURE ONE BILLION PEOPLE

Hu's-on-first: That's Jin Tao
Hu's-on-first: And my *1.3* billion people are doing well

Bush43: WHATEVER. LISTEN, WANT TO TALK TO YOU BOUT SOMETHING

Hu's-on-first: Hang on let me turn he music down

Bush43: AH
Bush43: WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

Hu's-on-first: My favorite
Hu's-on-first: The Doobie Brothers

Bush43: REALLY? I LOVE THEM

Hu's-on-first: Me too
Hu's-on-first: I'm cranking my favorite song by them
Hu's-on-first: "China Globe"
Hu's-on-first: It's about our place on the world stage

Bush43: THEY DONT HAVE A SONG CALLED CHINA GLOBE

Hu's-on-first: yes they do I'm cranking it right now

Bush43: WELL I HAVE EVERY ALBUM BY THE DOOBIE BROTHERS AND I'VE NEVER HEARD IT
Bush43: WHAT ALBUM IS IT FROM?

Hu's-on-first: Not sure
Hu's-on-first: I just downloaded the whole
Hu's-on-first: Woops
Hu's-on-first: I mean
Hu's-on-first: I went to a record store and legally paid for all of their albums
Hu's-on-first: So i can't remember which one it's from

Bush43: IM IT TO ME

Hu's-on-first: Fine

Hu's-on-first: click here

Bush43: NOW LISTENING

Bush43: YOU IDIOT
Bush43: THAT'S CHIVE GROVE

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