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    Erie, PA.

    Just because I know that there are people with ties to Erie, PA on this site... should get a kick out of this:

    YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM ERIE WHEN....


    You consider walking around the Millcreek Mall a totally viable option for a date


    You take your girl friend to the public dock on State street to watch the submarine races


    You've never purchased beer in a convenience or grocery store


    The words 'to be' are not used in sentence structure, e.g. the "Car needs washed" or "the grass needs mowed"


    Been bar-hopping downtown, visited 32 bars and never left 1 block


    Think it's normal for the citizen to pizza shop ratio to be 4:1


    Know what a davenport is


    You think going to North East is a long drive


    You know that North East is in the Northwest corner of the state


    "Pop" has everything to do with beverages and nothing to do with your Dad


    You have three choices - Browns, Bills or Steelers that's it.


    It's completely normal to see people you've known since kindergarten every weekend


    Perch is on the menu


    If it's not a Smith dog, I don't want it.


    You think greek sauce and pepperoni balls are available everywhere


    Pizza and wings are your favorite meal - whether at home or eating out


    You keep an ice scrapper in your car for 10 months out of the year, because you never know


    You've heard "it's a horse apiece" and know what it means


    Two feet of snow does not mean a snow day


    You find drive through beer distributors in your neighborhood


    You find zero degrees "a bit chilly"


    You don't care to go to the Peninsula, but 100,000 people from Pittsburgh do


    Peach jam refers to traffic problems


    You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events


    You know several people who have hit deer more than once


    Vacation means going south past Pittsburgh for the weekend


    You can drive 65 mph through two feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching


    You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them


    Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow


    You measure distance in hours


    You know all four seasons as: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction


    You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again


    Otters are a hockey team and the Seawolves play baseball


    When choosing a pumpkin for Halloween, you often have to dig through snow to find one


    Every time you hear "Carol of the Bells" you start singing "Star Mobile Home, Star Mobile Home..."


    You know all the lyrics to the "Brandel Painting"jingle


    Getting dressed up means putting on something OTHER than sweatpants (or at least the ones without the holes)


    "80s hair"isn't a thing of the past


    It wouldn't be summer, it wouldn't be fun without ice Cream from Sara's


    Your weekend plans include a stag and drag and a diaper party


    You've ever bought a beer for a quarter


    You really DID walk uphill, both ways in two feet of snow to school every day


    A Register is something that heat comes out of.


    You go to a beach and comment on the "good"sand


    You've ever gone to a "prep dance"


    You've been to a "Save-An-Eye" game


    You remember the Pop Man at Jerry Uht Park


    You wear shorts when it's the least bit warm No Matter


    What because you never know when you'll get to do it again


    Going 30 mph is speeding


    You know what ox roast is


    You have a pool table in your basement and you are on a bowling league


    You've ever tried to leave and Erie just keeps sucking you back in


    You know it is your lucky day when you get all of the gree lights on West 12th St


    You know what sponge candy is


    When you eat out, you get a side of ranch dressing for your french fries


    You eat french fries on your chicken/steak salad- and they actually look at you like your crazy when you ask why it isn't like that everywhere...
    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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    Re: Erie, PA.

    I've never been, but that list (while humorous) didn't really sell me on going.

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    Re: Erie, PA.

    "The" wrote:
    I've never been, but that list (while humorous) didn't really sell me on going.
    Don't! Erie is a hole!

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