Thread: Epic moments in PP.O history

"Zeus" wrote:

"marstc09" wrote:

Being on the field with Zeus was epic to me and it would have never happened without PPO.

Was glad I could share that with you, my friend!

=Z=

Definitely one of the greatest moments in my life as a Vikings fan. Another one would be watching us win the division last year. This year I hope I get to see a NFC Championship game live at home. Man that would be sweet!

"Zeus" wrote:

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

We all know what #1 one is what are the rest?

1. VikingsTW goes off his meds

Here are just of few, some of you have been around for a long time and might remember more


Del-Rio's Camping Story
Morning Story time with Prophet and Del-Rio
Neph Passes Gas
Bearital
Davizzles plagerizes
TNT tells a story
LNAD

I think "TNT tells a story" needs to be higher in the list.
That freaky little kitten!

=Z=

Which one?
This one?
(read from bottom up) .
LOL, that was circulated via PM a while back.

erik5032: 2g1c.com
marstc09: I quit. Time for porn.
erik5032: Save yourself Zeus, zip up
Zeus: She's killing me
Zeus: STOP LEAVING
Zeus: True
triedandtruevikesfan: brb
erik5032: juicy, smackable ass?
triedandtruevikesfan: well of course... I'm a girl after all
Prophet: or did she just dive in
Prophet: were you making out first?
erik5032: TNT: Was she hot?
Zeus: Did you find the little man in the boat?
triedandtruevikesfan: yeah, it was her
Zeus: After you got loaded - who made the first move - her, I assume
marstc09: Why is my question not being answered?
Zeus: WHO ****ING CARES ABOUT MACDOWELL'S FREAKING WORK SCHEDULE
C Mac D: nope
triedandtruevikesfan: nice
triedandtruevikesfan: no work today?
Zeus: Did her cat scratch your ass?
C Mac D: have the day off
C Mac D: I am home
triedandtruevikesfan: both on the bed
triedandtruevikesfan: you goin home conor?
Prophet: was she on the ground and you on the bed? both on the bed? on the table?
erik5032: Favorite Quote ever: TNT: if I'm going to go down on someone, I'm going to concentrate and enjoy what I'm doing
C Mac D: ok, later all
triedandtruevikesfan: LOL... you missed the whole thing conor
marstc09: Did she unzip yours pants or did you?
Zeus: How very selfish (and guylike)?
C Mac D: did you enjoy it?
Zeus: You spent the night - but didn't make a return trip to the Y in the AM?
triedandtruevikesfan: LOL
erik5032: lol
C Mac D: When we hang out, I'm bringing wine
triedandtruevikesfan: or not completely sober
Zeus: You spent the night - but didn't make a return trip to the Y in the AM?
triedandtruevikesfan: lmao... no we had drinks and stuff first... I could have never done it sober
Prophet: wine, what led up to the big O?
marstc09: Did she have a big booty?
C Mac D: good question
erik5032: LMAO
Prophet: did she just stop by and rip your pants off?
triedandtruevikesfan: I ddi spend the night
Prophet: how did it lead up to her going down on you
Zeus: NOOOOOOOO!
erik5032: "This story is **** without pics*\
Zeus: Did you spend the night?
triedandtruevikesfan: brb
triedandtruevikesfan: lol.. no
triedandtruevikesfan: she did mars
C Mac D: do you have pictures?
Prophet: there are more unanswered questions
triedandtruevikesfan: lol... not much else to the story Z
marstc09: Did she have a nice body?
Zeus: I'm not done here, Proph
C Mac D: hahaha
Prophet: details
Zeus: And then what?
Zeus: So - you finished her off
Prophet: ok, move onto the threesome
C Mac D: wow
triedandtruevikesfan: no, she was actually bi, and the next night I took her to a party with me... she was annoying me so I stuck her with a guy friend of mine and let her take him home that night
Zeus: SHUT UP CONOR - TNT's telling us her experimentation stories
C Mac D: hell froze over\
Zeus: So, TNT - did you bask in the afterglow, or run from the uncomfortable aftermath?
Prophet: so did you ever get a call from her again?
C Mac D: Zeus is talking about threesomes, Mars about 69int
marstc09: I see
NodakPaul: wow are you ever a day late C Mac
triedandtruevikesfan: its still weird
Zeus: Don't refresh, NP!
triedandtruevikesfan: I know it
C Mac D: Whats going on in here?
erik5032: I didn't look at the yell before i posted i would never have interrupted this beauty
marstc09: No that is my girls name
NodakPaul: crap. I have to go to a meeting...
triedandtruevikesfan: lmao... mars... it is way too weird to see my name like that
Zeus: There's more to be discussed here
Zeus: I'm not ready for the 3some talk yet
BloodyHorns82: Yeah it is Erik...and you come in here with some olympic overage bull****.
triedandtruevikesfan: LOL... very true bh... I think I did, but who knows... I don't fake it, I make damn sure the person knows I didn't cum
Prophet: ok, so if you're not sharing more on the one-on-one, break into the threesome with more detail
erik5032: *Best Story Ever*
Zeus: triedandtruevikesfan : if I'm going to go down on someone, I'm going to concentrate and enjoy what I'm doing
Zeus: Things I'm adding to the list of saved TNT quotes:
marstc09: Jocelyn says she can't concentrate either when we 69
BloodyHorns82: She wouldn't know...chicks are known to fake it. lol A taste of their own medicine.
triedandtruevikesfan: of course we did proph... that part I actually liked
Zeus: So - did you bring her to the Big O?
BloodyHorns82: Focus
triedandtruevikesfan: if I'm going to go down on someone, I'm going to concentrate and enjoy what I'm doing
Prophet: ok, so you both have huge breasts and you didn't indulge in each other's breasts?
Zeus: Best for the ladies to be able to lay back and concentrate
triedandtruevikesfan: it is Z... I don't enjoy the whole 69 thing
NodakPaul: what? are you kidding m?
Zeus: 69 is too distracting for the ladies
BloodyHorns82: jelly finger... lmao
marstc09: I understand. I am not a big fan either.
Prophet: you should have 69ed
Zeus: Did you go jelly finger on her?
NodakPaul: aha
triedandtruevikesfan: I did... I just didn't enjoy it
NodakPaul: did she have to go finish the job herself?
BloodyHorns82: Were you sober?
Prophet: you just left?
Zeus: Pure animal lust, eh?
NodakPaul: apparently TNT didn't pleasure her back...
triedandtruevikesfan: lol... I don't think we snuggled
Prophet: did you snuggle all night long, make out?
marstc09: see laugh at me now guys
BloodyHorns82: Thats after they douche or shower...too clean.
Prophet: so you pleasured each other then snuggled?
marstc09: Sometimes there is no taste
NodakPaul: *brother
triedandtruevikesfan: It wasn't the taste so much... as just the experience
BloodyHorns82: It's bitter like beer. Whats not to like?
NodakPaul: *frother
NodakPaul: amen borther Zeus
Zeus: I love the taste
triedandtruevikesfan: LMAO
NodakPaul: obviously
marstc09: Did you not like the taste?
erik5032: wait is this a true story?
erik5032: giggidy giggidy goo
BloodyHorns82: Did she feel yours?
Zeus: NP - will you be sending each of us the transcript?
triedandtruevikesfan: lol.. no proph... like I said... not really my thing
BloodyHorns82: Just tulk it in your waist band. lol
Prophet: what about the breasts?
NodakPaul: Dear Penthouse...
marstc09: ughhhh
Zeus: I need to tuck under my desk
Prophet: are you salivating just thinking about it?
marstc09: Too hairy would turn me off to TNT
Zeus: oooooooooooo
triedandtruevikesfan: no... we were both shaved
Prophet: why not? was she shaven?
Zeus: Not hair enough?
BloodyHorns82: Cheesey?
triedandtruevikesfan: lol... it wasn't bad or anything
NodakPaul: too hairy?
marstc09: Dirty?
BloodyHorns82: Not a fan of taco?
Zeus: Was she not clean?
triedandtruevikesfan: I did return the favor... but thats where I had my issues
Zeus: Best BIG O, that is
Prophet: flat tongue or rolled up?
Zeus: Best you ever had?
BloodyHorns82: Woooooooooooooooooot !!!
erik5032: go ahead with your sexcapades
NodakPaul: and did you return the favor TNT
triedandtruevikesfan: she did
erik5032: LMAO
Zeus: So - TNT - she pleasured you all the way to the Big "O"?
BloodyHorns82: mood killer erik
marstc09: your ruining the vibe Erik
BloodyHorns82: STFU Erik! Don't you see what is happening here!!!!!!!!
Prophet: did you get her going with your tongue?
erik5032: haha
NodakPaul: dammit erik
triedandtruevikesfan: lmao
erik5032: no one could catch a guy who could runa 3.54 40 yard dash
Zeus: WE ARE BUSY HERE
NodakPaul: erik - you suck
Zeus: ERIK SHUT UP
triedandtruevikesfan: of course there was
erik5032: Ussain Bolt should become a Wide Receiver
triedandtruevikesfan: I do have to say, she was better at it than any guy
Zeus: Was there alcohol involved?
BloodyHorns82: Did you cuddle afterwards?
triedandtruevikesfan: oh I don't know proph... long enough
Prophet: did you like her technique?
Prophet: how long?
triedandtruevikesfan: I was shy
triedandtruevikesfan: she did
triedandtruevikesfan: I actually don't know if I ever told him this story
BloodyHorns82: *session
Zeus: So - who went first?
BloodyHorns82: Are we in the Q and A section yet? Or still listening to the story line TNT?
triedandtruevikesfan: LMAO Z
NodakPaul: shhh, she's back
Zeus: No wonder Del was attracted to her - it reminded him of his fishing trips
BloodyHorns82: One of us should call her desk line and tie up the extension so she quits getting interupted with calls.
triedandtruevikesfan: alright...
BloodyHorns82: hell
BloodyHorns82: She's acting like a politician.
Zeus: Who the **** wants to travel when we've got hot lesbian action happening?
BloodyHorns82: this is agony
Prophet: lot of unanswered questions
Prophet: we don't know that
BloodyHorns82: She said brb again.
NodakPaul: she didn't say.. yet
Zeus: Did TNT go first?
NodakPaul: highlight of the yell
NodakPaul: triedandtruevikesfan : no not 69... we each went seperately
NodakPaul: marstc09: 69
BloodyHorns82: Who doesn't like pink taco? I mean seriously. Even women love that ****.
Prophet: yeah, have to know which one it was
marstc09: a lot
NodakPaul: everything
Zeus: Someone stopped by my cube - what did I miss???
NodakPaul: I figure either she didn't like the other girl's technique, or didn't like the pink taco herself...
BloodyHorns82: *Prophet
BloodyHorns82: I'm no quitter Proh.
BloodyHorns82: lol
NodakPaul: lol
CTVikingfan: Why didnt I join this site earlier
Prophet: lmao, BH had to quit midstroke
marstc09: This is like blue balls
NodakPaul: oh dear God
BloodyHorns82: Noooooooooooooo!!!!! !!!!!
marstc09: wtf
triedandtruevikesfan: brb again
NodakPaul: better or worse than men?
BloodyHorns82: What turned you off? Sounds hot as hell to me.
marstc09: nice!
BloodyHorns82: Took turns?
NodakPaul: shazam!
triedandtruevikesfan: no not 69... we each went seperately
marstc09: 69
triedandtruevikesfan: her bed... I still lived at home at the time
marstc09: What happend that night?
triedandtruevikesfan: there was no strap ons... lol
BloodyHorns82: Who's bed?
triedandtruevikesfan: and spent the night together
Prophet: details...
triedandtruevikesfan: so anyways... we hook up the following weekend
BloodyHorns82: Zzzzzz
NodakPaul: <cut scene to the following weekend>
BloodyHorns82: Just hit the DnD button
BloodyHorns82: So anyways, she had big fake boobies...and?
NodakPaul: I took my phone off the hook
BloodyHorns82: j/k
Prophet: are you all hot talking about this?
BloodyHorns82: My phone is ringing right now and I'm not answering!
triedandtruevikesfan: lol... I am and work and I do have to answer the phone when it rings
Prophet: ok, the scene is set. #s exchanged, called.....
BloodyHorns82: Knowing it is being saved will surely scare her off.
Zeus: Rock on, NP!
NodakPaul:
NodakPaul: I have the conversatin all the way back to TNT saying "my boss just gave me a passport application"
BloodyHorns82: Thats not all she'll be massaging.
Zeus: I think she's getting the boss to come over to massage her shoulders while she tells us
BloodyHorns82: It's worse than a ****ing commercial break during the Vikings games.
NodakPaul: I just got it
Zeus: (Is anyone saving this whole convo?)
BloodyHorns82: lol
NodakPaul: lol
BloodyHorns82: Hold on...let me grab a kleenex.
marstc09: brb??????????
Prophet: what? brb after setting it up?
Zeus: BRB??? YOU TEASE!
NodakPaul: (she's shuttin gthe door...)
marstc09: and......
BloodyHorns82: drooling
triedandtruevikesfan: brb
triedandtruevikesfan: (and yes bh... she had big boobs... but they were fake)
triedandtruevikesfan: so we exchanged numbers and all that fun stuff and met up the next weekend
Zeus: Don't scare her off, BH!
BloodyHorns82: then what?
NodakPaul: shhhh . let her talk
BloodyHorns82: Oh yeah...mother daughter sex - HOT!
triedandtruevikesfan: which I thought was really weird, but hey... why not
Zeus: SSSSSSHHHHH!
Zeus: Strap-on?
triedandtruevikesfan: I was like 19... I had met this girl at a party with a bunch of friends and she hit on me...
marstc09: LOL Prop
BloodyHorns82: Was she hot? Did she have big boobs? Or were they itty bitty titties?
Zeus: Yes - work is secondary to your experimentation stories
Prophet: was it with your mom?
NodakPaul: no way - can't concentrate now
BloodyHorns82: You can't leave us hanging
marstc09: work can wait
Prophet: come on tnt, how did it start?
triedandtruevikesfan: lol
triedandtruevikesfan: you all need to go back to work
BloodyHorns82: Set the mood first.
NodakPaul: it is like my radar went off. Lesbian stories? where?
Zeus: NOW - everyone BE QUIET - and let TNT recreate the scene
BloodyHorns82: LOL....I was just about to get back to work.
Zeus: LOL - all of PPO is coming out of the woodwork now, NP!
marstc09: always a need
BloodyHorns82: Oh there is a need.
Zeus: Oh - there's a HUGE need
NodakPaul: wow, ok that's it. I am officially not doing any more work today. just watching the yell from now on
triedandtruevikesfan: lol... I don't think there's a need to go into the stories, it was a long time ago
marstc09: details please.
Zeus: Good call, Proph
BloodyHorns82: We don't want to get the stories mixed up.
BloodyHorns82: Good idea prophet.
Prophet: ok, start with the girl and then move onto the threesome
BloodyHorns82: what happened?
Zeus: I'm not going to be able to get up from desk for an hour after this
Zeus: Yeah
BloodyHorns82: What is it about girls that you don' like TNT?
triedandtruevikesfan: lol
triedandtruevikesfan: I've had a 3some and I've been with just a girl
Zeus: Double sausage fest!
marstc09: Tell but let me close the door first
triedandtruevikesfan: lol... there's not going to be a next time... I learned (through experience) that I'm not into girls
Prophet: was it two girls and a guy?
BloodyHorns82: Niiiiiice.
Prophet: the last time was a threesome if i remember correctly
BloodyHorns82: Next time do us a favor and at least film the session.
Zeus: PPO Story Time!
Prophet: you can't stop at once
Zeus: DO TELL
triedandtruevikesfan: no thanks... I've had those experiences... I don't want them with my boss, or anyone else for that matter
BloodyHorns82: Free floss!!!
marstc09: Like when you find a hair in your food
Zeus: Gives you something to floss with, however
triedandtruevikesfan: lovely
BloodyHorns82: Bait her TNT.
marstc09: The thought of it makes me gag
triedandtruevikesfan: LOL
BloodyHorns82: *throat
BloodyHorns82: Your like...excuse me *clear throad repeatedly until running to the bathroom to gargle some water.
Prophet: ok, so now that we have confirmed that tnt's boss is a lesbo..why aren't there any stories about her?
marstc09: **** ya that ruins the moment
BloodyHorns82: You don't want to get any hairs in your throat.
marstc09: I ID
BloodyHorns82: The balder the better...as long as they're legal.
marstc09: No like a big booty baldy
BloodyHorns82: Just like an 8 year old girl Mars.
BloodyHorns82: Mmmmmmmm mammaries.
marstc09: There should be no carpet Zeus
Prophet: how can you not wonder, she's hovering over your desk checking out your mammaries
BloodyHorns82: You should find out. Experimenting leads to experience which will lead to job promotion.
BloodyHorns82: Most lesbos are married with children...fact. (from my ass)
triedandtruevikesfan: well I don't plan on finding out if thats the truth
Zeus: You can be married, have kids and still munch carpet
Zeus: That means NOTHING
triedandtruevikesfan: it could all be a front I suppose
triedandtruevikesfan: I haven't, no. But, she's married and has 2 kids
Zeus: How do you really know, TNT? Have you made a pass that was rejected?
Prophet: Just wondering.
triedandtruevikesfan: lol... no
Prophet: is your boss a lesbian tnt?
triedandtruevikesfan: not so subtle
Zeus: She's sending you a subtle hint
triedandtruevikesfan: lol... my boss just gave me a passport application
RK.: very zen
RK.: I was thinking of just the packed and swept dirt look
BleedinPandG: you could always cement over your entire yard...
RK.: the new reality
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Prophet: lmao, BH had to quit midstroke

taht quote honestly made me lol, people are wondering what I'm doing in my office.
Databases aren't very funny.

LMAO... omg... like we need that in here.

"triedandtruevikesfan" wrote:

LMAO... omg... like we need that in here.

any more stories?
re-runs?
they say third time's a charm.

"triedandtruevikesfan" wrote:

LMAO... omg... like we need that in here.

My coworkers are all wondering why I'm pantless at my desk now.

"C" wrote:

"triedandtruevikesfan" wrote:

LMAO... omg... like we need that in here.

My coworkers are all wondering why I'm pantless at my desk now.

Thank god I have a door.

"Prophet" wrote:

"Zeus" wrote:

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

We all know what #1 one is what are the rest?

1. VikingsTW goes off his meds

Here are just of few, some of you have been around for a long time and might remember more


Del-Rio's Camping Story
Morning Story time with Prophet and Del-Rio
Neph Passes Gas
Bearital
Davizzles plagerizes
TNT tells a story
LNAD

I think "TNT tells a story" needs to be higher in the list.
That freaky little kitten!

Which one?
This one?
(read from bottom up) .

LOL, that was circulated via PM a while back.

Yes....that one.
The greatest day in PPO history.

=Z=

"triedandtruevikesfan" wrote:

LMAO... omg... like we need that in here.

Like Megan Fox in the "Hottest Celebrities" thread, that transcript needs to be posted once a week to remind everyone of how glorious PPO can be at times.

=Z=

"Zeus" wrote:

"triedandtruevikesfan" wrote:

LMAO... omg... like we need that in here.

Like Megan Fox in the "Hottest Celebrities" thread, that transcript needs to be posted once a week to remind everyone of how glorious PPO can be at times.

=Z=

took care of that first part for you.