Re: Epic moments in PP.O history
We all know what #1 one is what are the rest?
1. VikingsTW goes off his meds
Here are just of few, some of you have been around for a long time and might remember more
Del-Rio's Camping Story
Morning Story time with Prophet and Del-Rio
Neph Passes Gas
TNT tells a story
I think "TNT tells a story" needs to be higher in the list.
That freaky little kitten!
(read from bottom up) .
LOL, that was circulated via PM a while back.
marstc09: I quit. Time for porn.
erik5032: Save yourself Zeus, zip up
Zeus: She's killing me
Zeus: STOP LEAVING
erik5032: juicy, smackable ass?
triedandtruevikesfan: well of course... I'm a girl after all
Prophet: or did she just dive in
Prophet: were you making out first?
erik5032: TNT: Was she hot?
Zeus: Did you find the little man in the boat?
triedandtruevikesfan: yeah, it was her
Zeus: After you got loaded - who made the first move - her, I assume
marstc09: Why is my question not being answered?
Zeus: WHO ****ING CARES ABOUT MACDOWELL'S FREAKING WORK SCHEDULE
C Mac D: nope
triedandtruevikesfan: no work today?
Zeus: Did her cat scratch your ass?
C Mac D: have the day off
C Mac D: I am home
triedandtruevikesfan: both on the bed
triedandtruevikesfan: you goin home conor?
Prophet: was she on the ground and you on the bed? both on the bed? on the table?
erik5032: Favorite Quote ever: TNT: if I'm going to go down on someone, I'm going to concentrate and enjoy what I'm doing
C Mac D: ok, later all
triedandtruevikesfan: LOL... you missed the whole thing conor
marstc09: Did she unzip yours pants or did you?
Zeus: How very selfish (and guylike)?
C Mac D: did you enjoy it?
Zeus: You spent the night - but didn't make a return trip to the Y in the AM?
C Mac D: When we hang out, I'm bringing wine
triedandtruevikesfan: or not completely sober
Zeus: You spent the night - but didn't make a return trip to the Y in the AM?
triedandtruevikesfan: lmao... no we had drinks and stuff first... I could have never done it sober
Prophet: wine, what led up to the big O?
marstc09: Did she have a big booty?
C Mac D: good question
Prophet: did she just stop by and rip your pants off?
triedandtruevikesfan: I ddi spend the night
Prophet: how did it lead up to her going down on you
erik5032: "This story is **** without pics*\
Zeus: Did you spend the night?
triedandtruevikesfan: lol.. no
triedandtruevikesfan: she did mars
C Mac D: do you have pictures?
Prophet: there are more unanswered questions
triedandtruevikesfan: lol... not much else to the story Z
marstc09: Did she have a nice body?
Zeus: I'm not done here, Proph
C Mac D: hahaha
Zeus: And then what?
Zeus: So - you finished her off
Prophet: ok, move onto the threesome
C Mac D: wow
triedandtruevikesfan: no, she was actually bi, and the next night I took her to a party with me... she was annoying me so I stuck her with a guy friend of mine and let her take him home that night
Zeus: SHUT UP CONOR - TNT's telling us her experimentation stories
C Mac D: hell froze over\
Zeus: So, TNT - did you bask in the afterglow, or run from the uncomfortable aftermath?
Prophet: so did you ever get a call from her again?
C Mac D: Zeus is talking about threesomes, Mars about 69int
marstc09: I see
NodakPaul: wow are you ever a day late C Mac
triedandtruevikesfan: its still weird
Zeus: Don't refresh, NP!
triedandtruevikesfan: I know it
C Mac D: Whats going on in here?
erik5032: I didn't look at the yell before i posted i would never have interrupted this beauty
marstc09: No that is my girls name
NodakPaul: crap. I have to go to a meeting...
triedandtruevikesfan: lmao... mars... it is way too weird to see my name like that
Zeus: There's more to be discussed here
Zeus: I'm not ready for the 3some talk yet
BloodyHorns82: Yeah it is Erik...and you come in here with some olympic overage bull****.
triedandtruevikesfan: LOL... very true bh... I think I did, but who knows... I don't fake it, I make damn sure the person knows I didn't cum
Prophet: ok, so if you're not sharing more on the one-on-one, break into the threesome with more detail
erik5032: *Best Story Ever*
Zeus: triedandtruevikesfan : if I'm going to go down on someone, I'm going to concentrate and enjoy what I'm doing
Zeus: Things I'm adding to the list of saved TNT quotes:
marstc09: Jocelyn says she can't concentrate either when we 69
BloodyHorns82: She wouldn't know...chicks are known to fake it. lol A taste of their own medicine.
triedandtruevikesfan: of course we did proph... that part I actually liked
Zeus: So - did you bring her to the Big O?
triedandtruevikesfan: if I'm going to go down on someone, I'm going to concentrate and enjoy what I'm doing
Prophet: ok, so you both have huge breasts and you didn't indulge in each other's breasts?
Zeus: Best for the ladies to be able to lay back and concentrate
triedandtruevikesfan: it is Z... I don't enjoy the whole 69 thing
NodakPaul: what? are you kidding m?
Zeus: 69 is too distracting for the ladies
BloodyHorns82: jelly finger... lmao
marstc09: I understand. I am not a big fan either.
Prophet: you should have 69ed
Zeus: Did you go jelly finger on her?
triedandtruevikesfan: I did... I just didn't enjoy it
NodakPaul: did she have to go finish the job herself?
BloodyHorns82: Were you sober?
Prophet: you just left?
Zeus: Pure animal lust, eh?
NodakPaul: apparently TNT didn't pleasure her back...
triedandtruevikesfan: lol... I don't think we snuggled
Prophet: did you snuggle all night long, make out?
marstc09: see laugh at me now guys
BloodyHorns82: Thats after they douche or shower...too clean.
Prophet: so you pleasured each other then snuggled?
marstc09: Sometimes there is no taste
triedandtruevikesfan: It wasn't the taste so much... as just the experience
BloodyHorns82: It's bitter like beer. Whats not to like?
NodakPaul: amen borther Zeus
Zeus: I love the taste
marstc09: Did you not like the taste?
erik5032: wait is this a true story?
erik5032: giggidy giggidy goo
BloodyHorns82: Did she feel yours?
Zeus: NP - will you be sending each of us the transcript?
triedandtruevikesfan: lol.. no proph... like I said... not really my thing
BloodyHorns82: Just tulk it in your waist band. lol
Prophet: what about the breasts?
NodakPaul: Dear Penthouse...
Zeus: I need to tuck under my desk
Prophet: are you salivating just thinking about it?
marstc09: Too hairy would turn me off to TNT
triedandtruevikesfan: no... we were both shaved
Prophet: why not? was she shaven?
Zeus: Not hair enough?
triedandtruevikesfan: lol... it wasn't bad or anything
NodakPaul: too hairy?
BloodyHorns82: Not a fan of taco?
Zeus: Was she not clean?
triedandtruevikesfan: I did return the favor... but thats where I had my issues
Zeus: Best BIG O, that is
Prophet: flat tongue or rolled up?
Zeus: Best you ever had?
BloodyHorns82: Woooooooooooooooooot !!!
erik5032: go ahead with your sexcapades
NodakPaul: and did you return the favor TNT
triedandtruevikesfan: she did
Zeus: So - TNT - she pleasured you all the way to the Big "O"?
BloodyHorns82: mood killer erik
marstc09: your ruining the vibe Erik
BloodyHorns82: STFU Erik! Don't you see what is happening here!!!!!!!!
Prophet: did you get her going with your tongue?
NodakPaul: dammit erik
erik5032: no one could catch a guy who could runa 3.54 40 yard dash
Zeus: WE ARE BUSY HERE
NodakPaul: erik - you suck
Zeus: ERIK SHUT UP
triedandtruevikesfan: of course there was
erik5032: Ussain Bolt should become a Wide Receiver
triedandtruevikesfan: I do have to say, she was better at it than any guy
Zeus: Was there alcohol involved?
BloodyHorns82: Did you cuddle afterwards?
triedandtruevikesfan: oh I don't know proph... long enough
Prophet: did you like her technique?
Prophet: how long?
triedandtruevikesfan: I was shy
triedandtruevikesfan: she did
triedandtruevikesfan: I actually don't know if I ever told him this story
Zeus: So - who went first?
BloodyHorns82: Are we in the Q and A section yet? Or still listening to the story line TNT?
triedandtruevikesfan: LMAO Z
NodakPaul: shhh, she's back
Zeus: No wonder Del was attracted to her - it reminded him of his fishing trips
BloodyHorns82: One of us should call her desk line and tie up the extension so she quits getting interupted with calls.
BloodyHorns82: She's acting like a politician.
Zeus: Who the **** wants to travel when we've got hot lesbian action happening?
BloodyHorns82: this is agony
Prophet: lot of unanswered questions
Prophet: we don't know that
BloodyHorns82: She said brb again.
NodakPaul: she didn't say.. yet
Zeus: Did TNT go first?
NodakPaul: highlight of the yell
NodakPaul: triedandtruevikesfan : no not 69... we each went seperately
NodakPaul: marstc09: 69
BloodyHorns82: Who doesn't like pink taco? I mean seriously. Even women love that ****.
Prophet: yeah, have to know which one it was
marstc09: a lot
Zeus: Someone stopped by my cube - what did I miss???
NodakPaul: I figure either she didn't like the other girl's technique, or didn't like the pink taco herself...
BloodyHorns82: I'm no quitter Proh.
CTVikingfan: Why didnt I join this site earlier
Prophet: lmao, BH had to quit midstroke
marstc09: This is like blue balls
NodakPaul: oh dear God
BloodyHorns82: Noooooooooooooo!!!!! !!!!!
triedandtruevikesfan: brb again
NodakPaul: better or worse than men?
BloodyHorns82: What turned you off? Sounds hot as hell to me.
BloodyHorns82: Took turns?
triedandtruevikesfan: no not 69... we each went seperately
triedandtruevikesfan: her bed... I still lived at home at the time
marstc09: What happend that night?
triedandtruevikesfan: there was no strap ons... lol
BloodyHorns82: Who's bed?
triedandtruevikesfan: and spent the night together
triedandtruevikesfan: so anyways... we hook up the following weekend
NodakPaul: <cut scene to the following weekend>
BloodyHorns82: Just hit the DnD button
BloodyHorns82: So anyways, she had big fake boobies...and?
NodakPaul: I took my phone off the hook
Prophet: are you all hot talking about this?
BloodyHorns82: My phone is ringing right now and I'm not answering!
triedandtruevikesfan: lol... I am and work and I do have to answer the phone when it rings
Prophet: ok, the scene is set. #s exchanged, called.....
BloodyHorns82: Knowing it is being saved will surely scare her off.
Zeus: Rock on, NP!
NodakPaul: I have the conversatin all the way back to TNT saying "my boss just gave me a passport application"
BloodyHorns82: Thats not all she'll be massaging.
Zeus: I think she's getting the boss to come over to massage her shoulders while she tells us
BloodyHorns82: It's worse than a ****ing commercial break during the Vikings games.
NodakPaul: I just got it
Zeus: (Is anyone saving this whole convo?)
BloodyHorns82: Hold on...let me grab a kleenex.
Prophet: what? brb after setting it up?
Zeus: BRB??? YOU TEASE!
NodakPaul: (she's shuttin gthe door...)
triedandtruevikesfan: (and yes bh... she had big boobs... but they were fake)
triedandtruevikesfan: so we exchanged numbers and all that fun stuff and met up the next weekend
Zeus: Don't scare her off, BH!
BloodyHorns82: then what?
NodakPaul: shhhh . let her talk
BloodyHorns82: Oh yeah...mother daughter sex - HOT!
triedandtruevikesfan: which I thought was really weird, but hey... why not
triedandtruevikesfan: I was like 19... I had met this girl at a party with a bunch of friends and she hit on me...
marstc09: LOL Prop
BloodyHorns82: Was she hot? Did she have big boobs? Or were they itty bitty titties?
Zeus: Yes - work is secondary to your experimentation stories
Prophet: was it with your mom?
NodakPaul: no way - can't concentrate now
BloodyHorns82: You can't leave us hanging
marstc09: work can wait
Prophet: come on tnt, how did it start?
triedandtruevikesfan: you all need to go back to work
BloodyHorns82: Set the mood first.
NodakPaul: it is like my radar went off. Lesbian stories? where?
Zeus: NOW - everyone BE QUIET - and let TNT recreate the scene
BloodyHorns82: LOL....I was just about to get back to work.
Zeus: LOL - all of PPO is coming out of the woodwork now, NP!
marstc09: always a need
BloodyHorns82: Oh there is a need.
Zeus: Oh - there's a HUGE need
NodakPaul: wow, ok that's it. I am officially not doing any more work today. just watching the yell from now on
triedandtruevikesfan: lol... I don't think there's a need to go into the stories, it was a long time ago
marstc09: details please.
Zeus: Good call, Proph
BloodyHorns82: We don't want to get the stories mixed up.
BloodyHorns82: Good idea prophet.
Prophet: ok, start with the girl and then move onto the threesome
BloodyHorns82: what happened?
Zeus: I'm not going to be able to get up from desk for an hour after this
BloodyHorns82: What is it about girls that you don' like TNT?
triedandtruevikesfan: I've had a 3some and I've been with just a girl
Zeus: Double sausage fest!
marstc09: Tell but let me close the door first
triedandtruevikesfan: lol... there's not going to be a next time... I learned (through experience) that I'm not into girls
Prophet: was it two girls and a guy?
Prophet: the last time was a threesome if i remember correctly
BloodyHorns82: Next time do us a favor and at least film the session.
Zeus: PPO Story Time!
Prophet: you can't stop at once
Zeus: DO TELL
triedandtruevikesfan: no thanks... I've had those experiences... I don't want them with my boss, or anyone else for that matter
BloodyHorns82: Free floss!!!
marstc09: Like when you find a hair in your food
Zeus: Gives you something to floss with, however
BloodyHorns82: Bait her TNT.
marstc09: The thought of it makes me gag
BloodyHorns82: Your like...excuse me *clear throad repeatedly until running to the bathroom to gargle some water.
Prophet: ok, so now that we have confirmed that tnt's boss is a lesbo..why aren't there any stories about her?
marstc09: **** ya that ruins the moment
BloodyHorns82: You don't want to get any hairs in your throat.
marstc09: I ID
BloodyHorns82: The balder the better...as long as they're legal.
marstc09: No like a big booty baldy
BloodyHorns82: Just like an 8 year old girl Mars.
BloodyHorns82: Mmmmmmmm mammaries.
marstc09: There should be no carpet Zeus
Prophet: how can you not wonder, she's hovering over your desk checking out your mammaries
BloodyHorns82: You should find out. Experimenting leads to experience which will lead to job promotion.
BloodyHorns82: Most lesbos are married with children...fact. (from my ass)
triedandtruevikesfan: well I don't plan on finding out if thats the truth
Zeus: You can be married, have kids and still munch carpet
Zeus: That means NOTHING
triedandtruevikesfan: it could all be a front I suppose
triedandtruevikesfan: I haven't, no. But, she's married and has 2 kids
Zeus: How do you really know, TNT? Have you made a pass that was rejected?
Prophet: Just wondering.
triedandtruevikesfan: lol... no
Prophet: is your boss a lesbian tnt?
triedandtruevikesfan: not so subtle
Zeus: She's sending you a subtle hint
triedandtruevikesfan: lol... my boss just gave me a passport application
RK.: very zen
RK.: I was thinking of just the packed and swept dirt look
BleedinPandG: you could always cement over your entire yard...
RK.: the new reality
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain