Thread: El Vikingo in NYC

"C" wrote:

"El" wrote:

I am starting to realize why the Pet Shop Boys liked singing "New York City Boy......."

Different thing... this is a New York City Boy (still a douche, but in a completely different way):

[img width=450 height=513]http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4729/shirt2fm9.png[/img]

Of course, Europeans who quote Pet Shop Boys (how gay is that?) have little room to talk.
:-X

"C" wrote:

"El" wrote:

I am starting to realize why the Pet Shop Boys liked singing "New York City Boy......."

Different thing... this is a New York City Boy (still a douche, but in a completely different way):

[img width=450 height=513]http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4729/shirt2fm9.png[/img]

NYC gonna rock in January!!

"C" wrote:

"tb04512" wrote:

and wtf is up with the pukerd lips picture ???

You know... that's something they all do when posing for pictures. They actually put lip gloss on before the pictures are taken, I've seen it with my own eyes.

[img width=450 height=510]http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j12/paulguynj/guido12.jpg[/img]

And they use Preparation-H on their chest to make their abs look cut.
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"VikingMike" wrote:

"Mr" wrote:

"C" wrote:

Every guy from Long Island that comes to the city to party... like these ass-holes:

[img width=450 height=337]http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240463.jpg[/img]

It's even worse at the Jersey shore my friend.
[youtube=425,350]iiiHkuVH9OI[/youtube]
North Jersey, Staten Island, Long Island, all converge at the Jersey Shore, specifically Guido Mecca Seaside Heights.

With a series of strategic mass murders/bombings in Seaside we could eliminate a strong majority of the guido population. The surviving guidos in the area would fade away without their fake-tanned, hair gelled brethren having their backs.... not that they'd fight anyways. They're all bark no bite, talk more shit than anyone, but if you step up to one they always back down. I see my fair share of them at RU, and they're all so ridiculous. One guy got in my face(I don't know why, or what he was thinking) and I literally could not hold back my laughter.

They're assholes, and always have been...where I grew up, we had many run-ins with the cuginis or guidos from Howard Beach, John Gotti's 'hood. Their parents had money and they had nothing to do except cruise Crossbay Blvd in their nice cars, hang out at Gold's Gym, and go clubbing at night. And yeah, they would back down when you confronted them.

How old are you Mike?

My dad grew up in Wood Haven Queens, right next to Ozone Park where John Gottis "Hunting and Fishing Club" was located.... needless to say he had a few run-ins himself. But the new generation guidos are completely different. These ones are pretty boy pussies with no real connections like the older generation had. Half of them aren't actually Italian.

"Mr" wrote:

"VikingMike" wrote:

"Mr" wrote:

"C" wrote:

Every guy from Long Island that comes to the city to party... like these ass-holes:

[img width=450 height=337]http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240463.jpg[/img]

It's even worse at the Jersey shore my friend.
[youtube=425,350]iiiHkuVH9OI[/youtube]
North Jersey, Staten Island, Long Island, all converge at the Jersey Shore, specifically Guido Mecca Seaside Heights.

With a series of strategic mass murders/bombings in Seaside we could eliminate a strong majority of the guido population. The surviving guidos in the area would fade away without their fake-tanned, hair gelled brethren having their backs.... not that they'd fight anyways. They're all bark no bite, talk more shit than anyone, but if you step up to one they always back down. I see my fair share of them at RU, and they're all so ridiculous. One guy got in my face(I don't know why, or what he was thinking) and I literally could not hold back my laughter.

They're assholes, and always have been...where I grew up, we had many run-ins with the cuginis or guidos from Howard Beach, John Gotti's 'hood. Their parents had money and they had nothing to do except cruise Crossbay Blvd in their nice cars, hang out at Gold's Gym, and go clubbing at night. And yeah, they would back down when you confronted them.

How old are you Mike?

My dad grew up in Wood Haven Queens, right next to Ozone Park where John Gottis "Hunting and Fishing Club" was located.... needless to say he had a few run-ins himself. But the new generation guidos are completely different. These ones are pretty boy pussies with no real connections like the older generation had. Half of them aren't actually Italian.

LOL, so true. I'm an old man of 52...I grew up in South Ozone Park. I know Woodhaven well (Woodhaven Blvd turns into Crossbay Blvd). Maybe your Dad and I crossed paths at some point...wouldn't that be funny. If he played ball at Pals Oval or Charles Memorial Park, maybe I played against him. ;D

"C" wrote:

"El" wrote:

I am starting to realize why the Pet Shop Boys liked singing "New York City Boy......."

Different thing... this is a New York City Boy (still a douche, but in a completely different way):

[img width=450 height=513]http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4729/shirt2fm9.png[/img]

lmao, I would leave the state when you and El Vikingo get together.

"VikingMike" wrote:

"Mr" wrote:

"VikingMike" wrote:

"Mr" wrote:

"C" wrote:

Every guy from Long Island that comes to the city to party... like these ass-holes:

[img width=450 height=337]http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240463.jpg[/img]

It's even worse at the Jersey shore my friend.
[youtube=425,350]iiiHkuVH9OI[/youtube]
North Jersey, Staten Island, Long Island, all converge at the Jersey Shore, specifically Guido Mecca Seaside Heights.

With a series of strategic mass murders/bombings in Seaside we could eliminate a strong majority of the guido population. The surviving guidos in the area would fade away without their fake-tanned, hair gelled brethren having their backs.... not that they'd fight anyways. They're all bark no bite, talk more shit than anyone, but if you step up to one they always back down. I see my fair share of them at RU, and they're all so ridiculous. One guy got in my face(I don't know why, or what he was thinking) and I literally could not hold back my laughter.

They're assholes, and always have been...where I grew up, we had many run-ins with the cuginis or guidos from Howard Beach, John Gotti's 'hood. Their parents had money and they had nothing to do except cruise Crossbay Blvd in their nice cars, hang out at Gold's Gym, and go clubbing at night. And yeah, they would back down when you confronted them.

How old are you Mike?

My dad grew up in Wood Haven Queens, right next to Ozone Park where John Gottis "Hunting and Fishing Club" was located.... needless to say he had a few run-ins himself. But the new generation guidos are completely different. These ones are pretty boy pussies with no real connections like the older generation had. Half of them aren't actually Italian.

LOL, so true. I'm an old man of 52...I grew up in South Ozone Park. I know Woodhaven well (Woodhaven Blvd turns into Crossbay Blvd). Maybe your Dad and I crossed paths at some point...wouldn't that be funny. If he played ball at Pals Oval or Charles Memorial Park, maybe I played against him. ;D

I wouldn't be surprised at all if you had. He's 51 so you're in the same ballpark.

Ever meet a Bob, Jimmy, Tommy, Jack, or Janet Anderson?

He didn't play sports, and went to a technical high school somewhere in either queens or Brooklyn Tech, I forget where.

"Mr" wrote:

"VikingMike" wrote:

"Mr" wrote:

"VikingMike" wrote:

"Mr" wrote:

[quote author=C Mac D link=topic=46612.msg810022#msg810022 date=1217347197]
Every guy from Long Island that comes to the city to party... like these ass-holes:

[img width=450 height=337]http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240463.jpg[/img]

It's even worse at the Jersey shore my friend.
[youtube=425,350]iiiHkuVH9OI[/youtube]
North Jersey, Staten Island, Long Island, all converge at the Jersey Shore, specifically Guido Mecca Seaside Heights.

With a series of strategic mass murders/bombings in Seaside we could eliminate a strong majority of the guido population. The surviving guidos in the area would fade away without their fake-tanned, hair gelled brethren having their backs.... not that they'd fight anyways. They're all bark no bite, talk more shit than anyone, but if you step up to one they always back down. I see my fair share of them at RU, and they're all so ridiculous. One guy got in my face(I don't know why, or what he was thinking) and I literally could not hold back my laughter.

They're assholes, and always have been...where I grew up, we had many run-ins with the cuginis or guidos from Howard Beach, John Gotti's 'hood. Their parents had money and they had nothing to do except cruise Crossbay Blvd in their nice cars, hang out at Gold's Gym, and go clubbing at night. And yeah, they would back down when you confronted them.

How old are you Mike?

My dad grew up in Wood Haven Queens, right next to Ozone Park where John Gottis "Hunting and Fishing Club" was located.... needless to say he had a few run-ins himself. But the new generation guidos are completely different. These ones are pretty boy pussies with no real connections like the older generation had. Half of them aren't actually Italian.

LOL, so true. I'm an old man of 52...I grew up in South Ozone Park. I know Woodhaven well (Woodhaven Blvd turns into Crossbay Blvd). Maybe your Dad and I crossed paths at some point...wouldn't that be funny. If he played ball at Pals Oval or Charles Memorial Park, maybe I played against him. ;D

I wouldn't be surprised at all if you had. He's 51 so you're in the same ballpark.

Ever meet a Bob, Jimmy, Tommy, Jack, or Janet Anderson?

He didn't play sports, and went to a technical high school somewhere in either queens or Brooklyn Tech, I forget where.
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Can't say that I've ever met them...but who knows. I went to high school in Manhattan though.