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    Ed Hochuli Reverses Earth’s Rotation to Fix Blown Call

    [size=12pt]Ed Hochuli Reverses Earth’s Rotation to Fix Blown Call[/size]
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    NFL referee Ed Hochuli was able to go back in time today and fix his horrifically blown call in Sunday’s Broncos-Chargers game by using his superhuman strength to reverse the Earth’s rotation.



    “People have always asked me: ‘Ed, what’s with the 74-inch biceps? Why do you spend 19 hours a day at the gym? What good is all that muscle on a referee?’” said Hochuli. “Well, now you know why I’ve been lifting for all these years.”

    Hochuli’s inadvertent whistle in the fourth quarter on Sunday on a Jay Cutler fumble allowed Denver to retain possession and then go on to win the game. But while Chargers fans spent the last two days expressing their anger, Hochuli rested in preparation for his feat of strength. Then, with the nation asleep early this morning, Hochuli rose for his daily 4:00 a.m. workout – only this time he used his biceps to reverse the planet’s rotation, go back in time and silence his whistle, preserving a 38-31 San Diego win...
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    Re: Ed Hochuli Reverses Earth’s Rotation to Fix Blown Call

    HAHA. I love articles like this. Always so funny
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    Re: Ed Hochuli Reverses Earth’s Rotation to Fix Blown Call

    I don't care, Ed is one of my favorite referees.
    That and Carey.

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    Re: Ed Hochuli Reverses Earth’s Rotation to Fix Blown Call

    "Webby" wrote:
    I don't care, Ed is one of my favorite referees.
    That and Carey.
    Neither of them can hold Larry Nemmers' jock.

    And, of course, the gold standard is Jerry Markbreit.



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    Re: Ed Hochuli Reverses Earth’s Rotation to Fix Blown Call

    "Webby" wrote:
    I don't care, Ed is one of my favorite referees.
    That and Carey.
    Is carey that black ref?

    I like him, he does a good job.

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    Re: Ed Hochuli Reverses Earth’s Rotation to Fix Blown Call

    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    "Webby" wrote:
    I don't care, Ed is one of my favorite referees.
    That and Carey.
    Is carey that black ref?

    I like him, he does a good job.
    Yup.
    I can't remember if thats the spelling, but he's good.
    There's a few really good ones out there that consistently do well.

    Since I was a ref, I watch such things.

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    Re: Ed Hochuli Reverses Earth’s Rotation to Fix Blown Call

    Carey has the accent right?
    I love when he says "holding".

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    Re: Ed Hochuli Reverses Earth’s Rotation to Fix Blown Call

    Honestly, that man puts on a show with his guns every time he makes a call.

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    Re: Ed Hochuli Reverses Earth’s Rotation to Fix Blown Call

    That would explain why my watch is way off today!!
    I wish they would warn us before they reverse the earths rotation.
    It really messes with stuff.
    Way to go there, Ed...
    Its better to lose the first game than the last one.

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    Re: Ed Hochuli Reverses Earth’s Rotation to Fix Blown Call

    Ed's muscles are made out of pickles

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