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    Dumb Song Lyrics Thread

    I'm Gonna Hire A Wino(To Decorate Our Home) lyrics by DAVID FRIZZELL

    I came crawling home last night, like many nights before
    I finally made it to my feet as she opened up the door.
    And she said, "You're not gonna do this anymore."

    She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
    "So you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
    "We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
    "And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall."

    She said: "Just bring your Friday paycheck, and I'll cash them all right here.
    "And I'll keep on tap - for all your friends, their favorite kinds of beer.
    "And for you, I'll always keep in stock, those soft aluminum cans.
    "And when you're feeling macho, you can crush them like a man."

    She said: "We'll rip out all the carpet, and put sawdust on the floor.
    "Serve hard boiled eggs and pretzels, and I won't cook no more.
    "There'll be Monday night football, on T.V. above the bar.
    "And a pay phone in the hallway, when your friends can't find their car."

    She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
    "So you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
    "We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
    "And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall."

    She said: "You'll get friendly service, and Friday atmosphere.
    "I'll slip on something sexy, and I'll cut it clear to here.
    "Then you can slap my bottom, every time you tell a joke.
    "Just as long as you keep tipping, well, I'll laugh until you're broke."

    She said: "Instead of family quarrels, we'll have a bar-room brawl,
    "When the Ham's bear say's its closing time, you won't have far to crawl.
    "And when you run out of money, you'll have me to thank.
    "You can sleep it off next morning, when I'm putting it in the bank."

    She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino, to decorate our home,
    "So you can feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
    "When you and your friends get off from work, and have a powerful thirst.
    "There won't be any reason, why you can't stop off here first."

    She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home,
    "So you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam.
    "We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
    "And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall."

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    Re: Dumb Song Lyrics Thread

    wow thats was an annoying song and it was even more annoying reading it

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    Re: Dumb Song Lyrics Thread


    C'mon 'N Ride It (The Train) Lyrics
    Artist: Quad City DJ's
    Album: Get On Up And Dance
    Woo woo...

    1 Come on ride the train hey ride it woo woo
    Come on ride the train hey ride it woo woo
    Come on ride the train woo woo hey
    Ride it woo woo
    Come on ride the train
    Woo woo hey ride it woo woo
    Come on ride the train
    It's the choo choo ride it woo woo
    Come on ride the train it's the choo choo train
    Come on ride the train it's the choo choo
    Ride it, woo woo
    Come on, ride the train, it's the choo choo train

    2-Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
    I think I can, I think I can
    I think I can, I think I can

    (repeat)
    :-X

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    Re: Dumb Song Lyrics Thread

    Mike Jones, the king of the repeating lyrics....


    "Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me"
    "Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me - I SAID"
    "Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me"
    "Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me - I SAID"

    [Mike Jones]
    Mike Jones!!
    Befo' I came up in the game these hoes didn't show no love
    They see me in the club and used to treat me like a scrub
    They wouldn't holla cause my dollars wasn't swoll enough
    I bet they change they mind when them 80 4's come rollin up
    They see that I'm a star, now they wanna sit in my car
    Now they wanna count my G's, smoke my weed and sip my bar now
    They used to love to me diss me, now they rush to hug and kiss me now
    They tellin all they friends when I leave how they miss me now
    2 8 1, 3 3 0, eight zero zero 4
    Hit Mike Jones up on the low cause Mike Jones about to blow
    Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
    These hoes wouldn't give a gol 'darnit if I was ill, shea
    Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
    These hoes wouldn't give a gol 'darnit if I was ill, shea
    Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
    These hoes wouldn't give a gol 'darnit if I was ill, shea - because

    [Chorus]

    [Mike Jones]
    I remember back den, most of them hoes couldn't stand me
    But now them same hoes beggin me to pull down they panties
    A couple of 'em said I was cute but I was just too chubby
    Same size a year later the same hoes wanna floop me
    Because they see me paid, pimpin pens, workin my jelly
    And I ain't trippin cause my pockets stick out mo' than my belly
    They know I'm paid, livin laid in the shade
    2 slabs in the Escalade with fo' or five estates
    Then know that I got it made, I'm a motherfuckin baller
    She would want a nigga now but I ain't got no time to call her
    I'ma stall her like she stalled me, now she tryin to call me
    beeyatch I'ma dog yo' whole jiggly butt like you dogged me
    I'm Mike Jones, don't act like you don't know the name
    Ain't nuttin changed but my change, I'ma stay the same
    I'm Mike Jones, don't act like you don't know the name
    Ain't nuttin changed but my change, I'ma stay the same

    [Chorus]

    [Mike Jones]
    Befo' my paper came, befo' I got my fame
    These hoes that's poppin on me now didn't even know my name
    They said my flow was lame, they said I had no game
    I told 'em all I was fin' to blow they thought I was insane
    But then my name started blowin up quick, now they jumpin on my slick willy
    Cause they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick
    But then my name started blowin up quick, now they jumpin on my slick willy
    Because they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick


    I m like a Ja Rule poster, cause I'm off the wall.

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    Re: Dumb Song Lyrics Thread

    I think your missing the deeper meaning.

    Back then them hoes didn't know him.
    Don't you get it.


    (I do like that song though.)

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    Re: Dumb Song Lyrics Thread

    I'm Gonna Hire a Wino....happens to be one of my favorite all time songs. It is one of those songs!!!!
    ;D

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    Re: Dumb Song Lyrics Thread

    We were at a party
    His ear lobe fell in the deep
    Someone reached in and grabbed it
    It was a rock lobster

    We were at the beach
    Everybody had matching towels
    Somebody went under a dock
    And there they saw a rock
    It wasn't a rock
    It was a rock lobster

    Motion in the ocean
    His air hose broke
    Lots of trouble
    Lots of bubble
    He was in a jam
    S'in a giant clam

    Down, down

    Underneath the waves
    Mermaids wavin'
    Wavin' to mermen
    Wavin' sea fans
    Sea horses sailin'
    Dolphins wailin'

    Red snappers snappin'
    Clam shells clappin'
    Muscles flexin'
    Flippers flippin'

    Down, down

    Let rock!

    Boy's in bikinis
    Girls in surfboards
    Everybody's rockin'
    Everybody's fruggin'
    Twistin' 'round the fire
    Havin' fun
    Bakin' potatoes
    Bakin' in the sun

    Put on your noseguard
    Put on the Lifeguard
    Pass the tanning butter

    Here comes a stingray
    There goes a manta-ray
    In walked a jelly fish
    There goes a dog-fish
    Chased by a cat-fish
    In flew a sea robin
    Watch out for that piranha
    There goes a narwhale
    HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE



    does anybody knowwhat this means???
    woo out
    just two corn cobs shy of a bushel

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    Re: Dumb Song Lyrics Thread



    Now this one makes me scream everytime! How dumb can you get??? [img width=95 height=60]http://s35.photobucket.com/albums/d189/dimebar_probably/Smileys/th_chainsaw.gif[/img]



    Surfin' Bird

    well everybody's heard, about the bird! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! well everybody's heard, about the bird! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! everybody's heard, about the bird! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! everybody's heard, about the bird! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! don't you know about the bird ? well everybody's heard, about the bird! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! yeah! well everybody's heard, about the bird! na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na everybody's heard, about the bird! na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na everybody's heard, about the bird! everybody's heard, about the bird! don't you know about the bird? well everybody's heard, about the bird! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! yeah! surfin' bird!!!! well everybody's heard, about the bird! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! well everybody's heard, about the bird! yeah everybody's heard, about the bird! everybody's heard, about the bird! na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na don't you know about the bird? well everybody's heard, about the bird! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! bird bird bird, the bird is the word! go!! (claps) aaaaaaaaaaaggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! everybody's heard, about the bird! everybody's heard, about the bird! everybody's heard, about the bird! everybody's heard, about the bird! everybody's heard, about the bird! everybody's heard, about the bird! everybody's heard, about the bird! everybody's heard, about the ... bird! yeah!!! everybody's heard, about the bird! every body's heard 'bout... bird!
    [move]"Our day WILL come!! I just hope I LIVE long enough to see it!"[/move]

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    Re: Dumb Song Lyrics Thread

    Abba, Dabba, Dabba, Dabba said the Chimpy to the Monk
    Abaa, Dabba, Dabba, Dabba said the Monkey to the Chimp.
    All day long they'd chatter away.
    All day long they were happy and gay.
    Singing and swinging in a honkey-dory way.
    Abba, Dabba, Dabba, Dabba means "Monk I love but you.
    Abba, Dabba, Dabba, Dabba, mean "Chimp I love your too.
    So the big baboon one night in June,
    He married them and very soon.
    They went upon their abba, dabba, honeymoon.
    Kentucky Vikes Fan

    When you require nothing, you get nothing; when you expect nothing, you will find nothing; when you embrace nothing, all you will have is nothing.

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    Re: Dumb Song Lyrics Thread

    "Barbie Girl"

    Hi Barbie
    Hi Ken!
    Do you wanna go for a ride?
    Sure Ken!
    Jump In...

    I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
    you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation
    Come on Barbie, let's go party!

    I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
    you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
    Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
    You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
    kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
    You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

    (uu-oooh-u)

    I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
    you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    Come on Barbie, let's go party!
    (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
    Come on Barbie, let's go party!
    (uu-oooh-u)
    Come on Barbie, let's go party!
    (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
    Come on Barbie, let's go party!
    (uu-oooh-u)

    Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
    I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
    Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
    hit the town, fool around, let's go party
    You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
    You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

    Come on Barbie, let's go party!
    (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
    Come on Barbie, let's go party!
    (uu-oooh-u)
    Come on Barbie, let's go party!
    (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
    Come on Barbie, let's go party!
    (uu-oooh-u)

    I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
    you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
    you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    Come on Barbie, let's go party!
    (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
    Come on Barbie, let's go party!
    (uu-oooh-u)
    Come on Barbie, let's go party!
    (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
    Come on Barbie, let's go party!
    (uu-oooh-u)

    Oh, I'm having so much fun!
    Well Barbie, we're just getting started
    Oh, I love you Ken!

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