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    Drunken Carl Lewis Crashes Olympics

    [size=12pt]Drunken Carl Lewis Crashes Olympics[/size]
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    BEIJING—Former American track-and-field star and nine-time Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis, 47, showed up uninvited to the 2008 Olympic Games Thursday, reeking of booze and shouting in slurred, belligerent tones that everybody "had better watch out" because "Mr. Olympics is here, and this shit's about to get crazy." "Hey everybody, your old buddy Carl's back and he's ready to knock some—hey, where's the…gimme the long jump. Long jump motherfuckers! I can jump longer than, than any of you, you goddamn punks, see these gold medals here? I got…fuckin'…fifty million gold medals right here," Lewis was overheard as saying while gesturing to his crotch. "I made the Olympics. I am the motherfucking, the Olympics. Get out of my way, college boys, let Carl goddamn Lewis show you how it's done." Lewis proceeded to light a cigarette on the Olympic torch, sprint toward the long-jump runway, trip over the platform, and fall face-first into the sand pit, where he lay motionless for two hours, his sobs eventually subsiding to a gentle snoring.
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    Re: Drunken Carl Lewis Crashes Olympics

    hate it when that happens.

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    Re: Drunken Carl Lewis Crashes Olympics

    Oh....my.....gosh.
    I can't believe Carl would do something like that!
    Totally crazy!
    You almost have to feel bad for the guy at this point in his life.
    How tragic.
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    Re: Drunken Carl Lewis Crashes Olympics

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    Oh....my.....gosh.

    I can't believe Carl would do something like that!
    Totally crazy!
    You almost have to feel bad for the guy at this point in his life.
    How tragic.
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    [size=1pt]You got to love Onion Sports.
    Fucking hilarious.[/size]
    No doubt, poor guy.
    Saucing it up and losing his legacy.
    [size=1pt]You know some asshat will probably believe this.[/size]
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    Re: Drunken Carl Lewis Crashes Olympics

    Lol ... I could actually see Carl Lewis doing something like this. Of course, he would have to sing the National Anthem first.

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    Re: Drunken Carl Lewis Crashes Olympics

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    [size=12pt]Drunken Carl Lewis Crashes Olympics[/size]
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    August 07, 2008

    BEIJING—Former American track-and-field star and nine-time Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis, 47, showed up uninvited to the 2008 Olympic Games Thursday, reeking of booze and shouting in slurred, belligerent tones that everybody "had better watch out" because "Mr. Olympics is here, and this pooh's about to get crazy." "Hey everybody, your old buddy Carl's back and he's ready to knock some—hey, where's the…gimme the long jump. Long jump motherfuckers! I can jump longer than, than any of you, you goddamn punks, see these gold medals here? I got…fricken'…fifty million gold medals right here," Lewis was overheard as saying while gesturing to his crotch. "I made the Olympics. I am the motherfucking, the Olympics. Get out of my way, college boys, let Carl goddamn Lewis show you how it's done." Lewis proceeded to light a cigarette on the Olympic torch, sprint toward the long-jump runway, trip over the platform, and fall face-first into the sand pit, where he lay motionless for two hours, his sobs eventually subsiding to a gentle snoring.
    I'm laughing so hard that I'm literally crying!


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    Re: Drunken Carl Lewis Crashes Olympics

    I wonder if Carl eats onions

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    Re: Drunken Carl Lewis Crashes Olympics

    I heard he was flying in to try out as a WR for the Jets

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