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    Don't fart on the operating table



    Well that sucks...
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    Re: Don't fart on the operating table

    He should have just stuck with having a mole on his ass.
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    Re: Don't fart on the operating table

    "Prophet" wrote:
    He should have just stuck with having a mole on his jiggly butt.
    In retrospect that would have been preferable.
    Zeus wrote:
    When are you going to realize that picking out the 20 bad throws this year and ignoring the 300 good ones does not make your point?

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    Re: Don't fart on the operating table

    He probably shouldn't be reproducing anyways
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    Re: Don't fart on the operating table

    He said he was mad because he couldn't have sex with his wife.

    ...must not have been married long....

    OR

    He was REALLY mad because he couldn't have sex with his girlfriend, but didn't want his wife to know.

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    Re: Don't fart on the operating table

    My wife says that this is actually possilbe.
    She works as an anathetist in a OR.


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    Re: Don't fart on the operating table

    The hospital will now change it's procedures and mandate all patients undergoing this procedure will have to have a cork sruck up their ass to prevent another such incident.

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