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    Dolphins To Distract Patriots While Browns Get Them From Behind

    [size=12pt]Dolphins To Distract Patriots While Browns Get Them From Behind[/size]
    18 Oct. 2007

    MIAMI—The winless Miami Dolphins have conspired with the Cleveland Browns in an attempt to finally defeat the unbeaten New England Patriots by catching them in a "trap game," sources from both teams reported Tuesday. "Right, here's the plan: We take the field on Sunday and pretend to play football as usual. But just as the Patriots are about to score their third touchdown, we'll all suddenly tell them to 'look over there' and point at the stands," a Dolphins player who refused to be named reportedly told the Browns squad in a secret closed-door meeting Monday. "When the Patriots are distracted, we'll give you the signal. That's when you sneak up behind them, grab them, drag them into the visitors' locker room, switch uniforms with them, and come back out and let us win. Which is okay because everyone will think we're beating the Patriots. Not by too much, though—it has to look convincing or else people will suspect." The Dolphins are reportedly considering scrapping the idea, however, as sources inside the team suspect that Brady Quinn accidentally blurted out the entire plan while having lunch with the Patriots yesterday
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    Re: Dolphins To Distract Patriots While Browns Get Them From Behind

    The Patriots will get food poisoning from onions the night before the game.

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    Re: Dolphins To Distract Patriots While Browns Get Them From Behind

    The onion.

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