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    Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts

    http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSN1165292920080211

    [size=12pt]Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts[/size]
    Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:28pm EST


    LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Dolly Parton's breasts may be two of the wonders of the entertainment world, but the country music icon says they are a pain in her back.

    Parton, 62, said on Monday she would postpone her upcoming North American tour after doctors told her to take it easy for six to eight weeks to rest her sore back.

    "Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems," the folksy singer-songwriter said in a statement.
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    Re: Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts

    Maybe someone could be her personal assistant and hold them up for her while she performs.
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    Re: Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts

    Yes but are they real?

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    Re: Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts

    I blame Dolly Parton's breasts for most of the problems in my life.
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    Re: Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts

    "C" wrote:
    I blame Dolly Parton's breasts for most of the problems in my life.
    That...and Fred Smoot.

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    Re: Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts

    I want to see them.

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