Page 3 of 6 FirstFirst 12345 ... LastLast
Results 21 to 30 of 56
  1. #21
    cogitans is offline Jersey Retired
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    6,403

    Re: Does anyone here speak German?

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Ich mag die Frauen mit den großen Brüsten, muss ich Ein finden, Geschlechtsverkehr mit zu haben
    I'm not quite sure about that one, but I'm pretty sure that you're dreaming about those women with the big boobs

    Thanks to PPE for the sig.

  2. #22
    NordicNed is offline Jersey Retired
    Join Date
    Dec 1969
    Posts
    9,513

    Re: Does anyone here speak German?

    "AngloVike" wrote:
    "NordicNed" wrote:
    "AngloVike" wrote:
    "NordicNed" wrote:
    I always ask the girls in German if I .......





    Khan Keap Theem Froum Floppin....
    ;D
    lol.... think that has gone over a few heads on here Ned
    ;D



    LOL.....


    Anglo, I actually spent some time in Germany when I was younger.

    Truly a beautiful country with very nice people to be found everywhere....I had some of the best times in my life while there......And did my best to help keep them from flopping..
    ;D
    I'd agree with you Ned. I haven't seen a lot of the country only visited two cities (Hamburg & Frankfurt) but have to say that I've always found people pleasant and friendly. I have a lot of dealings with one of my company's technicians in Frankfurt and we've always had a good laugh and time when we've met up on training courses. Can say that I've ever had the opportunity to provide any young fraulein (or mature
    frau ) with 'support' ... more's the pity
    ;D




    I spent most of my time in a small city named Marburg....About 60 miles north of Frankfurt.
    Also spent time in Cologne and one thing I did that I really enjoyed was I took a cruise down the Rhine River..






    German women are very forward and a joy to spend time with.





    Quick story,
    My friend and I where in a disco in Marburg, very early in my first ever visit there, we where having a cold few at the bar when this beautiful German girl sat next to me.





    She suddenly put a set of keys in front of me and smiled.
    I pushed them back to her and said they weren't mine.
    My friend ( Who is a German National) punched me in the shoulder and laughed at me. I asked why he did this, he then told me, those where her keys, and thats her way of saying she wants to spend time with me.
    I quickly reached over and took the keys back...LOL






    God she was fun dancing with and spending the evening with...... ;D


    I LOVE THE SMELL OF VICTORY IN THE MORNING AIR.

  3. #23
    Zeus's Avatar
    Zeus is offline Jersey Retired
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Minnesota.
    Posts
    23,937

    Re: Does anyone here speak German?

    "cogitans" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "baumy300" wrote:
    I would like to think I do, but I believe the kind I have learned around here is different than traditional German.

    For those that can:

    Hallo Sie verrückte alte Bastarde.
    I know the only German I need to know.

    "Ein bier, bitte!"
    What do you mean 'ein bier'? You could at least order two, then I'll buy the next round.
    If I want more than one beer, I forget local niceties and go with the international language of finger-pointing and wild gesturing.

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

  4. #24
    cogitans is offline Jersey Retired
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    6,403

    Re: Does anyone here speak German?

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "cogitans" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "baumy300" wrote:
    I would like to think I do, but I believe the kind I have learned around here is different than traditional German.

    For those that can:

    Hallo Sie verrückte alte Bastarde.
    I know the only German I need to know.

    "Ein bier, bitte!"
    What do you mean 'ein bier'? You could at least order two, then I'll buy the next round.
    If I want more than one beer, I forget local niceties and go with the international language of finger-pointing and wild gesturing.

    =Z=
    Ok then.

    Somehow I always learn the term 'two beers please' instead of just one.

    Even if I drink alone, I can always have my left hand join my right hand in a toast.

    Thanks to PPE for the sig.

  5. #25
    cajunvike's Avatar
    cajunvike is offline Jersey Retired
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    32,063

    Re: Does anyone here speak German?

    "NordicNed" wrote:


    NINE








    Not me

    ;D
    Yeah, we know, Mr. Hummingbird!
    :P
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

  6. #26
    Zeus's Avatar
    Zeus is offline Jersey Retired
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Minnesota.
    Posts
    23,937

    Re: Does anyone here speak German?

    "cogitans" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "cogitans" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "baumy300" wrote:
    I would like to think I do, but I believe the kind I have learned around here is different than traditional German.

    For those that can:

    Hallo Sie verrückte alte Bastarde.
    I know the only German I need to know.

    "Ein bier, bitte!"
    What do you mean 'ein bier'? You could at least order two, then I'll buy the next round.
    If I want more than one beer, I forget local niceties and go with the international language of finger-pointing and wild gesturing.
    Ok then.

    Somehow I always learn the term 'two beers please' instead of just one.

    Even if I drink alone, I can always have my left hand join my right hand in a toast.
    That won't work for Cajun, since his off-hand is always busy in his pants.

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

  7. #27
    cogitans is offline Jersey Retired
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    6,403

    Re: Does anyone here speak German?

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "cogitans" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "cogitans" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    [quote author=baumy300 link=topic=38319.msg645430#msg645430 date=1190932329]
    I would like to think I do, but I believe the kind I have learned around here is different than traditional German.

    For those that can:

    Hallo Sie verrückte alte Bastarde.
    I know the only German I need to know.

    "Ein bier, bitte!"
    What do you mean 'ein bier'? You could at least order two, then I'll buy the next round.
    If I want more than one beer, I forget local niceties and go with the international language of finger-pointing and wild gesturing.
    Ok then.

    Somehow I always learn the term 'two beers please' instead of just one.

    Even if I drink alone, I can always have my left hand join my right hand in a toast.
    That won't work for Cajun, since his off-hand is always busy in his pants.

    =Z=
    [/quote]

    LOL

    Always take the easy street, and pick on the retarded kid

    Thanks to PPE for the sig.

  8. #28
    cajunvike's Avatar
    cajunvike is offline Jersey Retired
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    32,063

    Re: Does anyone here speak German?

    "cogitans" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "cogitans" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "cogitans" wrote:
    [quote author=Zeus link=topic=38319.msg645785#msg645785 date=1190988721]
    [quote author=baumy300 link=topic=38319.msg645430#msg645430 date=1190932329]
    I would like to think I do, but I believe the kind I have learned around here is different than traditional German.

    For those that can:

    Hallo Sie verrückte alte Bastarde.
    I know the only German I need to know.

    "Ein bier, bitte!"
    What do you mean 'ein bier'? You could at least order two, then I'll buy the next round.
    If I want more than one beer, I forget local niceties and go with the international language of finger-pointing and wild gesturing.
    Ok then.

    Somehow I always learn the term 'two beers please' instead of just one.

    Even if I drink alone, I can always have my left hand join my right hand in a toast.
    That won't work for Cajun, since his off-hand is always busy in his pants.

    =Z=
    [/quote]

    LOL

    Always take the easy street, and pick on the Challenged Hillbilly Lover'd kid
    [/quote]

    Whatever, you knothole screwer!
    :P
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

  9. #29
    cogitans is offline Jersey Retired
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    6,403

    Re: Does anyone here speak German?

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "cogitans" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "cogitans" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    [quote author=cogitans link=topic=38319.msg645789#msg645789 date=1190989073]
    [quote author=Zeus link=topic=38319.msg645785#msg645785 date=1190988721]
    [quote author=baumy300 link=topic=38319.msg645430#msg645430 date=1190932329]
    I would like to think I do, but I believe the kind I have learned around here is different than traditional German.

    For those that can:

    Hallo Sie verrückte alte Bastarde.
    I know the only German I need to know.

    "Ein bier, bitte!"
    What do you mean 'ein bier'? You could at least order two, then I'll buy the next round.
    If I want more than one beer, I forget local niceties and go with the international language of finger-pointing and wild gesturing.
    Ok then.

    Somehow I always learn the term 'two beers please' instead of just one.

    Even if I drink alone, I can always have my left hand join my right hand in a toast.
    That won't work for Cajun, since his off-hand is always busy in his pants.

    =Z=
    [/quote]

    LOL

    Always take the easy street, and pick on the Challenged Hillbilly Lover'd kid
    [/quote]

    Whatever, you knothole screwer!
    :P
    [/quote]
    That's right, kill the messenger.

    Thanks to PPE for the sig.

  10. #30
    bono's Avatar
    bono is offline Hall of Famer
    Join Date
    Dec 1969
    Posts
    1,544

    Re: Does anyone here speak German?

    [move]Selbstverständlich spreche ich Deutsches![/move]
    BonoSugaRay IS Betamethasone Dunkin

Page 3 of 6 FirstFirst 12345 ... LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. What do the smileys mean (In Marrdro Speak)
    By Marrdro in forum The Clubhouse
    Replies: 23
    Last Post: 04-27-2009, 11:15 AM
  2. 3/4 Norwegian 1/4 German....what are you?
    By BadlandsVikings in forum The Clubhouse
    Replies: 78
    Last Post: 02-11-2008, 12:26 PM
  3. Like everyone else, Vikings speak in draft-ese
    By cogitans in forum Vikings Offseason/Draft/FA Forum
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 04-27-2007, 12:37 AM
  4. Spielman to speak on Thursday
    By The Dropper in forum Vikings Offseason/Draft/FA Forum
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 04-25-2007, 12:56 PM
  5. German Speakers
    By vikes2456 in forum The Clubhouse
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 12-10-2006, 10:22 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •