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    Doctors remove patient's appendix...

    ...through his mouth.

    [size=13pt]Surgeons Remove Appendix Through Patient's Mouth [/size]


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    March 19, 2008

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    Re: Doctors remove patient's appendix...

    Well thats just different

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    Re: Doctors remove patient's appendix...

    Just cut me open.
    I don't want guts in my mouth, even my own.
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    Re: Doctors remove patient's appendix...

    Then a second endoscopic tool was pushed through the mouth and down into the stomach, where it made a small incision in the stomach wall and cut the appendix loose.
    Nothing new to me here. Hell, they've had that idea for heart surgery for years & years.

    I remember hearing since I was a pup, "The way to a mans heart is thru his stomache."

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    Re: Doctors remove patient's appendix...

    "singersp" wrote:
    Then a second endoscopic tool was pushed through the mouth and down into the stomach, where it made a small incision in the stomach wall and cut the appendix loose.
    Nothing new to me here. Hell, they've had that idea for heart surgery for years & years.

    I remember hearing since I was a pup, "The way to a mans heart is thru his stomache."

    That's very true, although I have no idea how a doctor could find this guy's heart!

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    Re: Doctors remove patient's appendix...

    "VikingMike" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    Then a second endoscopic tool was pushed through the mouth and down into the stomach, where it made a small incision in the stomach wall and cut the appendix loose.
    Nothing new to me here. Hell, they've had that idea for heart surgery for years & years.

    I remember hearing since I was a pup, "The way to a mans heart is thru his stomache."

    That's very true, although I have no idea how a doctor could find this guy's heart!

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    I wonder how many years it's been since that guy looked down & seen his penis or his shoes?

    Does he suffer from "The Beast"
    Syndrome?

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