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    Delisms, or "You've been Del Rio'd"

    Rarely does more than a few days go by without Del making some smart jiggly butt comment that makes me chuckle.
    I have determined that he either has way too much time on his hand, or he really is a jiggly butt at heart. ;D Or both.


    Whatever the reason he makes me laugh, and I have coined the phrase "Delism" to describe the comments.
    What is your favorite Delism?
    Here are a few that I collected:

    "Sounds like they were pretty butt hurt about it to me."

    "I'm not about to sit here and fluff his nuts because he was the only bright spot on a dissapointing season."

    "I don't know the whole story, someone talking smack to you all game, your losing, you get in a pile he pokes you in eye, he gives your butternuts a squeeze, you lose your cool stomp on his bean. Is it right? No."

    "This whole message board is meaningless and yet we show up, knock each other around, fluff each others nuts, and ultimately just "hang out" so I guess it all fits in somewhere."

    "Now for arguments sake lets say I am white, which I am not. I am actually a very attractive black man..."

    "I could really give a toads lick of a sack about this."

    "Someone let me know if the download gives them herpes or melts your computer screen."

    "It's time for him to pooh or get off the pot."

    "I don't care to sit around pissing in the wind"

    "Do I choose to believe a handful of people who are at home on their computer pulling things from their dimply buttocks, or do I choose to believe the guy who had a hand in the development and direct influence on Donovan McNabb?"
    Zeus wrote:
    When are you going to realize that picking out the 20 bad throws this year and ignoring the 300 good ones does not make your point?

    =Z=

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    Re: Delisms, or "You've been Del Rio'd"

    And one more to add, thanks to the "Oh My!" thread... LOL

    "gol 'darnit..........those are some nice nuts."
    Zeus wrote:
    When are you going to realize that picking out the 20 bad throws this year and ignoring the 300 good ones does not make your point?

    =Z=

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    Re: Delisms, or "You've been Del Rio'd"

    You could just copy and paste most of his posts and you would have it.
    A library of brain fever.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Delisms, or "You've been Del Rio'd"

    I'm kind of affraid what this will bring, but I embrace my fear like a warrior going into battle.

    98% of what I say is not worth repeating so this thread may be short and sweet.

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    Re: Delisms, or "You've been Del Rio'd"

    Thank you for everything you say donkey butt

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    Re: Delisms, or "You've been Del Rio'd"

    The best is still:

    Favre can toss my salad.

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    Re: Delisms, or "You've been Del Rio'd"

    His best was when we did Pillage and Plunder:

    That's the cats a-s-s!

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    Re: Delisms, or "You've been Del Rio'd"

    Looks like this thread will be a short one...

    :'(

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    Re: Delisms, or "You've been Del Rio'd"

    "Ltrey" wrote:
    Looks like this thread will be a short one...

    :'(
    I'm still thinking his leaving is a Del-Prophet ploy to "DelRio" a vast majority of the members.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Delisms, or "You've been Del Rio'd"

    "singersp" wrote:
    "Ltrey" wrote:
    Looks like this thread will be a short one...

    :'(
    I'm still thinking his leaving is a Del-Prophet ploy to "DelRio" a vast majority of the members.
    He's going to come back and rip on everybody who posted in his dead thread.

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