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    Re: Del Rio is on the run!!!

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    Del has got a gun, he's on the run
    Confusion in his mind, the blind leads the blind
    Oh, Del has got a gun, he's gonna shoot ya down
    He's got evil in his eyes, got a reason to despise
    There's danger in the air

    Can you feel it in the air?
    Danger (Such a strange emotion)
    Can you feel it in the air?

    Oh he was locked inside a room without a door
    His innocence he suffered for
    In a world of black and white, they were wrong and he was right
    Just looking for a clue, it's a nightmare come true
    He's going underground to track that danger down
    Oh Del-ly, why you got that gun?

    Never give him an even break
    Gettin' caught is the chance you take
    It could be your last mistake
    (You could be so helpless)
    As a bird with a broken wing
    Like a sheep in a Packer fan's den
    Gonna fall but you won't know when

    You hear footsteps in the night, see shadows on the wall
    And the ghastly sound of silence, as the mist begins to fall
    Then a scream rang out like thunder, but the lightning was too
    late

    As the rain came down on the crimson ground
    It was the hand of fate
    And a crowd of people gathered round, but Del, he couldn't wait
    Hey, Del / Where you goin' with that gun in your hand?


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    Re: Del Rio is on the run!!!

    To work but don't tell anyone............

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    Re: Del Rio is on the run!!!

    Hey Del,

    I know a good Vet., if you ever think of getting neutered.......

    That kid of yours could make you millions in the Circus....LOL


    I LOVE THE SMELL OF VICTORY IN THE MORNING AIR.

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    Re: Del Rio is on the run!!!

    That dwarf looks like someone had the IRON MASK on him and tightened it up a couple of times over the years.
    :grin:

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    Re: Del Rio is on the run!!!

    "VikingNed" wrote:
    Hey Del,

    I know a good Vet., if you ever think of getting neutered.......

    That kid of yours could make you millions in the Circus....LOL
    What's really bad is that's a real person. So in a way it's a mean thing to make fun of him. But he is also in jail for molesting little kids, so it's ok to make even more fun of him.

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    Re: Del Rio is on the run!!!

    Since your the dad,

    Do you get visiting hours?.....Or does your alien mate just beem you in?....LOL


    I LOVE THE SMELL OF VICTORY IN THE MORNING AIR.

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    Re: Del Rio is on the run!!!

    I usually let my alien lover raise the kids. When they get of age I sell them to asia so they can make NFL apparel. Granted most kids work there at the age of 5 or so but my children are highly advanced so I send them away when they are 2 years old.

    The 1.23 they make a day is sent back to me so I can invest it into beer and hookers. You might think that is not a lot of money but I have over 2000 children.

    That's right the loving is just for fun, when it's time to spawn she just lays a few thousand eggs and I just run past and do my part.

    The picture 6-kings showed you all is a bit off. The alien in that picture is my aliens cousin.

    Here is what the real alien Mrs. Fay looks like:


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    Re: Del Rio is on the run!!!

    Why does baffle with B.S. come to mind? Hahahahha, that HAS to be the funniest thread started I have seen. Ranks right up there with Los's posts. Del, you musta had it comin'.

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    Re: Del Rio is on the run!!!

    "UTVikfan" wrote:
    Why does baffle with B.S. come to mind? Hahahahha, that HAS to be the funniest thread started I have seen. Ranks right up there with Los's posts. Del, you musta had it comin'.
    How do you think he makes all those kids...LOL!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Del Rio is on the run!!!

    "UTVikfan" wrote:
    Why does baffle with B.S. come to mind? Hahahahha, that HAS to be the funniest thread started I have seen. Ranks right up there with Los's posts. Del, you musta had it comin'.
    Not sure I understand your post.

    I can say if this thread wants to become the Del Rio is an arrogant azz bag of a person, who talks a lot of B.S and has an opinion on everything and acts like a child while being a dick to everyone thread...........

    There will be a lot of people willing to contribute :grin:

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