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    Del Rio is on the run!!!

    At this time I would like to announce to everyone here at PPO that I have been investigating a one "Del Rio" who posts here on a regular basis.

    I have been a part of an ongoing investigation of Mr."Del Rio" as you know him.
    We know him as Tommy Kilger. He works for the United States Government in the state of Utah as he professed to all here.
    But what I am here to tell you is, Tommy aka “Del Rio� is really working on reverse engineering alien space craft.
    You may have noticed of late Tommy has been a little edgy. This due in part to his latest discovery that now has him on the run.
    Attached is a photo that may look somewhat familiar to all of you. But the picture he has shown you is doctored. This is the real photo.
    It seems while Tommy “Del Rio� was working closely with the alien pictured that the two became involved in a bizarre love relationship that centered on aluminum foil, pez dispensers and an alien modified thigh master.

    We are at this time searching for Tommy.
    If you see or know of his current whereabouts please post here and let me know immediately.
    Tommy is not dangerous unless involved in this mating ritual that the alien has taught him. If you do approach him during this time please have a pot holder and a can of cheese whiz with you.
    This concludes this post on Tommy "the Del Rio" Kilger
    see attached photo

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    Re: Del Rio is on the run!!!

    Del has got a gun, he's on the run
    Confusion in his mind, the blind leads the blind
    Oh, Del has got a gun, he's gonna shoot ya down
    He's got evil in his eyes, got a reason to despise
    There's danger in the air

    Can you feel it in the air?
    Danger (Such a strange emotion)
    Can you feel it in the air?

    Oh he was locked inside a room without a door
    His innocence he suffered for
    In a world of black and white, they were wrong and he was right
    Just looking for a clue, it's a nightmare come true
    He's going underground to track that danger down
    Oh Del-ly, why you got that gun?

    Never give him an even break
    Gettin' caught is the chance you take
    It could be your last mistake
    (You could be so helpless)
    As a bird with a broken wing
    Like a sheep in a Packer fan's den
    Gonna fall but you won't know when

    You hear footsteps in the night, see shadows on the wall
    And the ghastly sound of silence, as the mist begins to fall
    Then a scream rang out like thunder, but the lightning was too
    late

    As the rain came down on the crimson ground
    It was the hand of fate
    And a crowd of people gathered round, but Del, he couldn't wait
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Del Rio is on the run!!!

    haha.

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    Re: Del Rio is on the run!!!

    Band on the run...Band on the run!

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    Re: Del Rio is on the run!!!

    I've seen him!!! Where's my reward!!? lol

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Re: Del Rio is on the run!!!

    I don't have much,

    All I can say is my Alien lover gave birth last night and I am proud to say he has his momma's eyes.


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    Re: Del Rio is on the run!!!

    That is freaky looking!!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Del Rio Guest

    Re: Del Rio is on the run!!!

    NOT COOL,

    that's my pez induced child man.

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    Re: Del Rio is on the run!!!

    "Del Rio" wrote:
    NOT COOL,

    that's my pez induced child man.
    Is William F Buckley in your family tree?

    I swear your kid looks like him...........wait you mean.......I knew he is an alien too!

    It is all coming together now.

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    Re: Del Rio is on the run!!!

    omg this is too funny.

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