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    Defensive Lineman Worried He Contracted Gonorrhea During Recent Goal Line Stand

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    Luis Castillo is a muscular, well-paid defensive end for the San Diego Chargers, a traditionally successful and popular NFL team. He has the brains to go with that brawn, too, having graduated from Northwestern University. So, needless to say, he has had more than his share of goal line stands. They all went well … until a recent one he fears left him with gonorrhea.

    “It happened like any goal line stand happens,” said Castillo. “You’re out on the field, not necessarily looking for a goal line stand, and then one thing just leads to another. Suddenly it’s first-and-goal at the two. You stop a play action pass out in the flat to the fullback. The running back picks up a yard on a dive on second down. The quarterback gets a half-yard on a keeper on third down. They go for it. And then you stuff the running back on fourth down. All of a sudden you realize you’re having another goal line stand against a team you hardly even know.”...
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    Re: Defensive Lineman Worried He Contracted Gonorrhea During Recent Goal Line Stand

    Ahahahah the last line is so golden.
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    Re: Defensive Lineman Worried He Contracted Gonorrhea During Recent Goal Line Stand

    That´s why you played at DL on high School ,profeta?
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    Re: Defensive Lineman Worried He Contracted Gonorrhea During Recent Goal Line Stand

    Pickles cause std's

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