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    Death by burning sausage.

    [size=12pt]'Penis fire' suspect is charged[/size]
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    An Australian woman has appeared in court in Adelaide charged with murdering her husband by setting fire to his penis...

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    Re: Death by burning sausage.

    I guess women have got tired of cutting it off

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    Re: Death by burning sausage.

    That women needs to never be near a man again.
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    Re: Death by burning sausage.

    "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else...

    Until I read that, none of it made any sense.
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    Re: Death by burning sausage.

    Ooooh that kinda sausage
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    Re: Death by burning sausage.

    "VikingMike" wrote:
    "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else...

    Until I read that, none of it made any sense.
    It still makes no sense. How the fuck is he going to use his penis on her when it is all burned.

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    Re: Death by burning sausage.

    "marstc09" wrote:
    "VikingMike" wrote:
    "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else...

    Until I read that, none of it made any sense.
    It still makes no sense. How the fuck is he going to use his penis on her when it is all burned.

    Yes, I omitted the sarcasm smiley.
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    Re: Death by burning sausage.

    She is being held pending psychologica evaluation......

    Duhhhhhh

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    Re: Death by burning sausage.

    Somewhere...Lorena Bobbitt is steaming.
    At least they found her hubby's and re-attached the damn thang!
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